31Aug/07
Kid’s Menu 4 Kidz
1. Click on the image above, which is a link to a legible version of it.
2. Print the menu out, and take it to any of the family-friendly pub food chains.
3. Demand any of the items on your menu at the bar. Remember to make a note of your table number.
4. When they say it is not on the menu, say "don't tell me it is not on the menu, I've got the menu right here in my hands, and I can assure you that it is very much on it".
5. Begin a life-changing law suit based on the disappointment of your child, and children everywhere.
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August 31st, 2007 - 16:50
That’s the third best thing I’ve ever seen, and that’s a known fact.
September 5th, 2007 - 14:38
Thank fuck for you Log. You are the one glimmering bright kernel of undigested corn in the turgid bowl of shit that is my life at the moment. Bless you, kind sir.
September 5th, 2007 - 21:23
I did as you suggested and got to stage 5 before I remembered I don’t have children. For other readers I should point out this doesn’t work so well with family pets, otherwise top notch suggestage.
September 6th, 2007 - 02:07
Dear Smiffy
What the fuck are the other two things bro.
SHOW ME THEM!! if you want.
Kind Regards,
September 6th, 2007 - 12:14
Every time somebody prints this out an African child dies. You should be brimming with Anne Diamond shame.
September 11th, 2007 - 08:03
Thanks to Monkey Irene, this is now the fourth best thing I’ve ever seen.
January 9th, 2009 - 16:42
This has disappeared and I’m crying a bit.
January 20th, 2009 - 16:11
I think i may have this saved on my pc somewhere. This is literally the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life. Ever. Funniest. Ever. Literally.
January 20th, 2009 - 16:30
But I put it back! I put it back for Timbo!