I emailed my good friend Ruth Madoc (email@example.com) with five images that I got from Google Image search. She loves receiving thematically linked images, and I love her being happy.
However, she’s gone on holiday, and I’ve hit my head with a saucepan. This has resulted in me losing the images, and forgetting the word I typed into Google in the first place. On top of that, I’ve become obsessed with knowing that word as soon as possible. I’m in a right pickle, and to make matters worse, I can’t scream, because I’m at work!
If someone – one of you, perhaps? – could just log into her Gmail account, and retrieve the email I sent, perhaps you could tell me the word I typed into Google?
Ruth DID say that there’s a clue to her Gmail password here (before she went on holiday, anticipating that I would need to do this).
If you can also tell me what email address Ruth REALLY wanted from Gmail then I might even be thankful enough to put a prize in the post to you or something totally queer like that. She won’t tell me, because she’s embarrassed, but the answer’s in there somewhere, probably hidden in the middle of a pile of spam for gay porn and panda software, knowing Ruth!!!
Answers in the comments, please. And you can’t win if you’re my mate, either. FUCK OFF, YOU STUPID DUMB FRIEND. STOP LOOKING AT ME SHOW OFF TO STRANGERS.