Deleted Scenes

GANDHI
Mohandes : I’m learning a new language!
[pause]
Mohandes : I can say piss in Greek!
[pause]
Mohandes : ούρα!
[pause]
Mohandes : That’s piss, in Greek!
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY
Harry : Is it orgasm time yet?
Sally : Not yet.
Harry : Can I…
Sally : Orgasm time!
Harry : You’re… hurting… me…
Sally : orgasmorgasmorgasmorgasmorgasm
THE MATRIX
Neo : Where is everything?
Oracle : I ate it.
Neo : I have created it again. Please do not eat this one.
Oracle : Dessert!
THE BRIDGES OF MADISON COUNTY
Robert 🙁
Francesca 😛
Robert 😐
Francesca 😛
Robert 🙂
GHOSTBUSTERS
Spengler : Look! A Ghost Lady!
Zeddemore : Look! A Ghost Dracula!
Venkman : Look! A Ghost Pony!
Stantz : cum on guyz itsa fancy dress party u bin doin this all nite
FRIED GREEN TOMATOES AT THE WHISTLESTOP CAFÉ
Evelyn : I will hobble you, like I hobbled all the others.
Igdie : Anti-hobble Igdie!
Evelyn : Why… can’t I… hobble you?
Igdie : Igdie Unhobbleable!
Evelyn : Hnnnnnngggggg!!!
Igdie : Here, hobble this instead.
Evelyn : Thanks.
THE TERMINAL
Tom : VruM! hahaha!
Zeta : Vorq. Ack ack ack.
Tom : !!! ??? Wa!?
Zeta : Mnuu. Eaaaarrrr. Fruf.
Tom : Chu?
Zeta : Fruf!
Tom : CHU!
Everyone in the Airport : Hahaha! Aw.
ICE COLD IN ALEX
Anson : Where are you going on holiday?
Crosbie : I’ve got a timeshare on Duncan.
Anson : Nice. I was thinking of something a little different this year.
Crosbie : Susan?
Anson : DIMENSION TERROR.
MEET JOE BLACK
Joe : HELLO
William : Stop shouting.
Joe : I CAN’T HELP IT, I’M DEATH
William : For God’s sake, I’m only just here.
Joe : HANG ON I’LL STAND OUTSIDE
William : Am I dead yet?
Joe : NOT YET HANG ON
[pause]
Joe : CAN I COME BACK IN, MY SCYTHE’S NOT LONG ENOUGH

1 thought on “Deleted Scenes

  1. jonesy

    DEAR JO,
    I AM WRITING TO TELL YOU I WILL CARRY ON READING THAT’S LIFE. THEY ARE INTERESTING. I WEAR SHORTS. I HAVE STARTED HAVING MY LEGS FELT. I LIKE THEM BEING TOUCHED.
    STUART.

    Reply

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