I’ve just been to Burger King. I ordered the Cheezy Bites, because I’m something of an explorer. There was something about the Mini-Angus Burger from the kids menu that stank of pedestrianism, and I fancied something a little more… recherché. My hopes have rarely been higher, so you can imagine my disgust when I unfolded my … Read more
Steve: do you think cockatiels enjoy singing like we enjoy singing Log: I wonder if they’re trying to impress us into having sex with them. I thought that’s what birdsong was all about. Or territory. Perhaps they’re telling us to get out Steve: well, when we sing we are trying to impress people on to … Read more
To some people, the 80s were all about the rivalry between Duran Duran and Wham! People talk of the playground being divided by a huge tennis net, and long lunch hours spent with their faces pressed against the mesh, their snarling maws hungry for the flesh of the enemy. Geography lessons dominated by the constant … Read more