After a completely fabricated report from The People that Ian Huntley was on Facebook, the human race reacted with the revulsion you’d expect. Luckily, Facebook provides all of its users with immensely powerful tools for changing the world to exactly how it should be, without any noticeable delay. Here’s ten posts from the GET HUNTLEY … Read more
Hello! Here is my happy story about bicycles, dwarves, and Richard Archer from Hard-Fi. It’s in three chapters! CHAPTER ONE BICYCLES I have bought a bicycle. Having a bicycle is brilliant, even if you can’t just put your legs in the air and go forward by yelping enthusiastically. It’s exercise, it’s saving me money, it’s … Read more
Hi there, Jennifans! As you all know, my life is amazing, and I have three bags full of crazy fun with every mouthful. However, that’s not to say that my daily life isn’t an agonizing catalogue of loss and regret. It’s because I love so much, and so intensely – the only equivalent I can … Read more
Rosy Rockets is a bucket of inspiration. Raz is a pixel genius. I had an argument with an old woman who claimed my dad was fucking my sister in law. I never thought these things would come together, but they have. First, read the post about Irene, because it sets up the whole story. It’s … Read more