So You Want To Be A Games Journalist

Q. I RECKON I WANT TO BE A GAMES JOURNALIST A. And who can blame you? Being a Games Journalist is the finest thing the human soul can aspire to, but I’ll warn you right now; demand is so high that you are going to have to “get in the fucking queue”. The responsibilities are … Read more

Online Spreadsheets For The Win

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Emailing A Proper Christian = Holy Fucking Shit

After seeing Richard Dawkins tell a Christian that he was misguided – I believe the full quote was “you, sir, are a colossally misguided patch of cuntslosh” – I realised that I wasn’t doing my bit for athiesm. I should be out there, telling Christians that they’re utterly ridiculous and probably evil. I should be … Read more