In order to make up for recent “laddish” talk about pissing in the sink, shitting on my balls, and pressing my palms firmly against birds’ tits, this is a GIRLS ONLY post. Only GIRLS may click on the image below, which will answer the question all girls need answered! Girls!
Well, I very much enjoyed our last talk about piss, so let me share another story about it, that happened but recently. If you read on, I’ve also got a poo story that is OFFICIALLY 2HOT4PCZONE. Can you imagine how hot that story must be? It is hot. Talking about pisses and poos is totally … Read more
I have reached an important point in my life; I’ve had a genuinely exciting epiphany. I’ve figured out that it’s unchewed chilli peppers that make my balls ache just before I shit. This might seem like nothing to you, but it’s pretty much solved the only issue I have with my body – namely, why … Read more