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@simonswatman the pressure of the bottle against my lips as it tried to fill itself with air. I can't believe you've not experienced similar go to it
@comedybeard I lost one follower after the plug. I thought oh, that's it. They think I'm a massive dick. Or they read it and hated it. :'( go to it
Thanks to @CaptainBinky and @doonvas for the ego required for that self-plug, by the way. I'm generally mortified by everything I do go to it
@sarahlmorgan Then let's DRINK (or play poker) (or have dinner) (or smoke rollies outside a grocers and sneer at the Grade B peppers) go to it
@Pentadact Can I see that, I haven't seen that go to it

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The girl opposite me has just suffered the death of a beloved goldfish. It was one of those stubborn fuckers that lasts a decade, so she really had a chance to become attached to it. The fish has seen her through her exams, her sexual awakening, and now it is dead.
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