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By: Another Little Disappointment » My Best Idea For A Film Ever Award 2006

Another Little Disappointment » My Best Idea For A Film Ever Award 2006 — Tue, 07 Feb 2006 15:35:41 +0000

[...] This award ceremony is held in the honour of my competition winner, mydeaddog, toÂ whom IÂ haveÂ dedicatedÂ the rest of February. I daresay we’ll be seeing a bit of him around here. [...]

By: smahman

smahman — Mon, 06 Feb 2006 14:52:44 +0000

I know, this week Bully’s special prize was a combination washer drier. The star prize was a Mini Metro with tax thrown in.

By: Log

Log — Mon, 06 Feb 2006 14:33:18 +0000

For a while, I thought you’d said “gamble for Bully’s special prize”, and I was going to get angry, saying “you can’t gamble FOR that, it’s one of the prizes that you can GAMBLE to go for Bully’s STAR prize”, which I then realised was what you’d typed. I’m just so keen to feel the anger, sometimes.

OK, mydeaddog, let’s take this to the emails, where we’ll work out the terms of this month’s amazing sponsorship deal. I just emailed you, sweetparps.

By: mydeaddog

mydeaddog — Mon, 06 Feb 2006 13:51:25 +0000

Well, my friend has just informed me that “gay porn makes the world go round”, but I’ve seen enough of that after trawling Ruth’s mailbox… So I think I’ll have to plump for the Sponsor Ship prize!

This might finally make up for the hideous rejection I received from Jimmy “heartbreaker” Saville as a child. Why couldn’t you fix me Jim? Why?

By: smahman

smahman — Mon, 06 Feb 2006 13:33:47 +0000

If he has any sense he will gamble for Bully’s star prize.

By: jonesy

jonesy — Mon, 06 Feb 2006 11:59:23 +0000

I’m excited to see which prize Mydeaddog plumps for…

By: smahman

smahman — Mon, 06 Feb 2006 11:57:06 +0000

Sorry skipper. I won’t do it again. That was fun, can we play again next week?

By: Log

Log — Mon, 06 Feb 2006 11:23:24 +0000

Congratulations, mydeaddog. Smahman, stop being a big silly, and Jonesy, stop encoraging him. The solution to this fanciful whimsy is below. So, mydeaddog! Do you want a postal prize, which has the advantage of me sending something hugely personal from my bedroom to you, and might be a pillow, or a gaijin Godzilla? Or do you want a sponsorship deal, where I dedicate the next five posts to you and have pictures of you adorning the site for a month? THE CHOICE IS YOURS, MYDEADDOG;

SOMETHING ENVELOPABLE FROM MY BEDROOM
ONE MONTH BLOG SPONSORSHIP DEAL WHERE EVERYTHING I DO I DO FOR YOU BUT I WON'T DO THAT
GAY PORN DVD WITH ALL MANNER OF ANAL

SOLUTION (cover the monitor with your greasy fingers immediately)

The cheese that walks tallest is the cheese with stilt on. As stilton is so much higher than other cheese for this reason, stilton only really hangs around other stiltons, so the cheese with stilton is stilton.
Until some wag changes the password, pissdrenched@gmail.com has the password "stilton".
Clicking on "SENT MAIL" or "ALL MAIL", and sifting through the adverts for gay porn and panda software, you will find an email from Ruth to shitsmeared@gmail.com, commending him on his choice of name.
The pictures in the email I sent are of fat men in loud shirts. The word that brings those five images up in Google Image search is "tourist".

There. Wasn't that fun, yes it was. Brumbrum.

By: jonesy

jonesy — Mon, 06 Feb 2006 11:04:31 +0000

That’s the most arousing comment I’ve ever read.

By: smahman

smahman — Mon, 06 Feb 2006 10:54:17 +0000

Oh that Ruth Maddoc and her piss drenched fun. She EARNED that yellow coat. But wanted PungentAromaOfHotSweatyArseholes@gmail.com but that bitch Pollard beat her to it.

By: TyrannosaurusFlex

TyrannosaurusFlex — Mon, 06 Feb 2006 10:18:52 +0000

Just a guess, but was her address PooPooFrappeLatte@gmail.com?
I think the search word was “naughty sprinkles”.

By: jammus

jammus — Sun, 05 Feb 2006 15:02:24 +0000

damn you deaddog! and damn you log for posting after i’d left work where i do most of my covert surveillance of you.

By: mydeaddog

mydeaddog — Sat, 04 Feb 2006 17:01:53 +0000

Did my last comment send? You were searching for “tourist” and poor Ruth wanted “shitsmeared@gmail.com”.

That was all a bit much for me… I’m going to go have a cold shower to recover. Yes!

By: mydeaddog

mydeaddog — Sat, 04 Feb 2006 16:52:58 +0000

I done it!

You were searching for “tourist” and your poor Ruth wanted “shitsmeared@gmail.com”
- delightful *and* classy.

I knew I had a purpose in life, I knew it!

By: spastemizer

spastemizer — Sat, 04 Feb 2006 10:02:12 +0000

Well, I done got into her email, and looked at them images, but I cannot for the life of me or my blasted children work out what you typed in google.

Something about glasses I reckon.

Plenty of French gay porn in Ruth’s mailbox - I was quite enlightened!