Comments on: Jpeggy Babcock : December’s Best Sign

By: jammus

jammus — Tue, 03 Jan 2006 12:18:38 +0000

did you scratch “spelling error” onto the toilet?

if there’s one thing better than smug graffiti its smug graffiti that someone smuggly corrected. a place near me has:

- fuck bush and bugger blair
- to late bush already has
- *too

bliss

By: Log

Log — Sun, 01 Jan 2006 23:01:43 +0000

Get over the fact that all of my mates have raped you, Speedy. The sympathy’s going to wear out soon. “MUR MUR MUR MASSIVE HAEMMORRHAGING MUR MUR MUR TOTALLY UNPROVOKED MUR”

By: Speedwolf

Speedwolf — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 13:30:08 +0000

Phone him and record it for all to hear. I want to hear eactly how he pronounces ‘cokc’.

Perhaps you could go on a date or something, maybe hook him up with one of your predatory bear mates. He’d cokc and a big hairy fella attached to it then. Wouldn’t that be nice.

By: thegarner

thegarner — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 12:02:56 +0000

I don’t think Sam is looking for ‘cokc’ at all. I think he stumbles into the toilet, slightly worse for wear after a few too many bottles of ‘Two Dogs’. He slips his keks down ready but doesn’t notice the ‘present’ left by the previous loo vendor and slips arse first into the open bowl shattering his lower spine. Realising the dilemma of his situation his only hope is to scrawl on the wall his need for a new coccyx, yet, his inebriated mind is unable to handle the complex spelling.

Unfortunately, the pain overwhelms Sam and he slips into unconciousness, slumping prostrate on the floor, his trousers round his ankles. An open invitation for all remaining toilet customers that evening.

By: neuro-praxis

neuro-praxis — Thu, 29 Dec 2005 22:09:08 +0000

Not *all* of us Christians are crazy and culturally impotent.

…oh who am I kidding.

Sam needs your help, Log. And we need the entertainment.

By: Log

Log — Thu, 29 Dec 2005 17:32:30 +0000

I imagine the conversation to be more like this;

Log : Hello, Sam. I’ve got a big cock.
Sam : THAT IS NOT WHAT I ASKED FOR I WANT BIG COKC.
Log : Oh.
Sam : NO TIMEWASTERS PLEASE

By: the 16th nicholas

the 16th nicholas — Thu, 29 Dec 2005 17:22:40 +0000

You should phone Sam. Although I imagine the conversation going something like:

Log: “Hello, Sam. My name is Log. I got your number from a toilet. Would you like to go for a drink?”
Sam: “Have a Big cokc?”
Log: “I want to help. Bring you out of yourself a bit. And write about you on the internet.”
Sam: “I just waht Big cokc not fame!”

It sounded a lot funnier in my head.

By: Log

Log — Thu, 29 Dec 2005 14:43:00 +0000

When you see a quote from Dom Joly on a book, you know you’re holding a steamer. Of Yes Man, Dom Joly says “Funny. Very, very funny.” So don’t you be defending Wallace, and his awful life-affirming pub-bet lies. I’ll bet you believed Dave Gorman when he said in Googlewhack that he got a book comissioned because he said he’d grow a beard, too?

DID YOU? DID YOU, JAMIE?

Gasp… must stop…

By: jamie

jamie — Thu, 29 Dec 2005 14:12:05 +0000

Aw. Leave Danny Wallace alone. Lookit dis glasses an funny hair! Aww.