Comments on: My Terrible Tug Of Love http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/71 If Only I Updated More Often, This Might Not Be Shit Thu, 21 Aug 2008 03:08:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: LDIF http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/71#comment-310 LDIF Tue, 29 Nov 2005 14:27:49 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/?p=71#comment-310 I'm not one to judge - each to their own and that! However, Desmond looks to me like the type of man that would handcuff you up, bite your cock off and boil it in a kettle before your very eyes, before torturing you to death! I bet he wouldn't even break a sweat, he'd probably just check his suit was looking sharp in the mirror as he was waiting for the kettle to boil. Duncan, however, just put me off my dinner. I won't go into details, but I didn't know Burger King allowed crack-heads and tramps to join in the great, grilled, fun of ordering a Big whopper? I’m not one to judge - each to their own and that! However, Desmond looks to me like the type of man that would handcuff you up, bite your cock off and boil it in a kettle before your very eyes, before torturing you to death! I bet he wouldn’t even break a sweat, he’d probably just check his suit was looking sharp in the mirror as he was waiting for the kettle to boil. Duncan, however, just put me off my dinner. I won’t go into details, but I didn’t know Burger King allowed crack-heads and tramps to join in the great, grilled, fun of ordering a Big whopper?

]]> By: spastemizer http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/71#comment-309 spastemizer Mon, 28 Nov 2005 15:02:51 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/?p=71#comment-309 or you could try clicking on it. or you could try clicking on it.

]]> By: spastemizer http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/71#comment-308 spastemizer Mon, 28 Nov 2005 15:02:18 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/?p=71#comment-308 Eh? I dont get it.... By the way - I too have now jumped on the blog bandwagon. I only have 2 shit posts on it so far, but it would be nice to receive abuse from you all from time to time if you care to visit. Just clkick on ma name baby! Eh?

I dont get it….

By the way - I too have now jumped on the blog bandwagon. I only have 2 shit posts on it so far, but it would be nice to receive abuse from you all from time to time if you care to visit.

Just clkick on ma name baby!

]]> By: SickONut http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/71#comment-307 SickONut Mon, 28 Nov 2005 13:07:49 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/?p=71#comment-307 I liked the last one. Don't like these ones. Especially the one at the top. I liked the last one. Don’t like these ones. Especially the one at the top.

]]> By: spastemizer http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/71#comment-306 spastemizer Mon, 28 Nov 2005 12:10:46 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/?p=71#comment-306 I think you should make your decision based on what your children would look like. Do you want pudgy yet suave albinos, or primitive uber gingers? It would depend on which, in your opinion, would be less cruel. Either way, they shall suffer throughout their miserable lives - if starting a family is on your agenda you may have to look elsewhere. I think you should make your decision based on what your children would look like. Do you want pudgy yet suave albinos, or primitive uber gingers?

It would depend on which, in your opinion, would be less cruel. Either way, they shall suffer throughout their miserable lives - if starting a family is on your agenda you may have to look elsewhere.

]]> By: notoriousED http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/71#comment-305 notoriousED Mon, 28 Nov 2005 08:02:25 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/?p=71#comment-305 Call me 'old mr paranoid homophobe' (as my therapist insists), but do i detect subtle overtones of bumomania within that last message? If so, forshame...hell in a handbasket, you couldn't make it up, the very maws of doom...etc On a completely unrelated note, I spotted this synopsis on a Welsh channel: "Educational animation series for pre-school children featuring a multi-racial family of music-loving sheep" Where they stand on buggery is anyones guess. (Do I win £5?) Call me ‘old mr paranoid homophobe’ (as my therapist insists), but do i detect subtle overtones of bumomania within that last message? If so, forshame…hell in a handbasket, you couldn’t make it up, the very maws of doom…etc

On a completely unrelated note, I spotted this synopsis on a Welsh channel:

“Educational animation series for pre-school children featuring a multi-racial family of music-loving sheep”

Where they stand on buggery is anyones guess. (Do I win £5?)

]]> By: dunky http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/71#comment-304 dunky Sat, 26 Nov 2005 19:40:41 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/?p=71#comment-304 why be constrained by the bounds of heterosexual normality - have them both! Just think of the fun you could have in a big sweaty Desmond/Log/Duncan pile... why be constrained by the bounds of heterosexual normality - have them both! Just think of the fun you could have in a big sweaty Desmond/Log/Duncan pile…

]]> By: jonesy http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/71#comment-303 jonesy Sat, 26 Nov 2005 14:20:44 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/?p=71#comment-303 And his middle name is Ieuan. Which is one of my favourite names as it uses 4 of the (English) vowels and is 80% vowel! Readers: can you think of any names that are more vowelly than that? And his middle name is Ieuan. Which is one of my favourite names as it uses 4 of the (English) vowels and is 80% vowel!
Readers: can you think of any names that are more vowelly than that?

]]> By: the 16th nicholas http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/71#comment-302 the 16th nicholas Fri, 25 Nov 2005 22:33:42 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/?p=71#comment-302 Desmond looks very much like a chap called Reg Skirm, who used to own a shop near my nan's. And he was welsh. I bet Desmond's surname is Llyll. Desmond looks very much like a chap called Reg Skirm, who used to own a shop near my nan’s. And he was welsh. I bet Desmond’s surname is Llyll.

]]> By: lee http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/71#comment-301 lee Fri, 25 Nov 2005 22:28:25 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/?p=71#comment-301 which one has the hottest cock? Its probably Duncan by the look of him. I don't care for the self righteous pout on Desmond, although he's probably the safe bet if you need someone in forty years time to wipe your seepage up without too much disdain. Perhaps he could use beautiful sugar tongs to grasp the solids! Anyway, fancy a fuck and its Duncan all the way. Want to be greeted in a scornful manner but have beautiful dinner parties? Des is your man. And thank CHRIST neither of them are welsh. which one has the hottest cock? Its probably Duncan by the look of him. I don’t care for the self righteous pout on Desmond, although he’s probably the safe bet if you need someone in forty years time to wipe your seepage up without too much disdain. Perhaps he could use beautiful sugar tongs to grasp the solids!

Anyway, fancy a fuck and its Duncan all the way. Want to be greeted in a scornful manner but have beautiful dinner parties? Des is your man. And thank CHRIST neither of them are welsh.

]]> By: the 16th nicholas http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/71#comment-300 the 16th nicholas Fri, 25 Nov 2005 20:27:45 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/?p=71#comment-300 Duncan would be a mistake; you might get your hair confused. Imagine setting out for work one morning with Duncan's tousled mop on your head, instead of your own immaculately coiffured barnet. Also, Duncan looks as though he has a rather nasty case of herpes around his chops. Nope, it has to be Desmond, even if his neck is bloated. Duncan would be a mistake; you might get your hair confused. Imagine setting out for work one morning with Duncan’s tousled mop on your head, instead of your own immaculately coiffured barnet.

Also, Duncan looks as though he has a rather nasty case of herpes around his chops. Nope, it has to be Desmond, even if his neck is bloated.

]]> By: jonesy http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/71#comment-298 jonesy Fri, 25 Nov 2005 16:15:02 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/?p=71#comment-298 Devious! Devious!

]]> By: corporateslut http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/71#comment-297 corporateslut Fri, 25 Nov 2005 16:02:05 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/?p=71#comment-297 Having been endowed at birth with a kebab (which comes with compulsory ketchup once a month) instead of male genitalia I wouldn't be able to provide a male account on the joys of licking testosterone from ginger hair follicles to that of licking it from graying pubes ....but HEY! Even with my female bias, isn't it blindingly obvious to take the 'entrepreneur anal' opportunity and marry Desmond, give him an organism induced heart attack, so as to make a nesting place for your glorious future of adopting a son with Duncan (who would be kept as your secret flame) at your inherited Lincoln manor. Ahh how well you'll sleep tonight safe in the knowledge that your pensioner years will be filled by feeding Duncan and the seagulls Skegness's finest chips!! Having been endowed at birth with a kebab (which comes with compulsory ketchup once a month) instead of male genitalia I wouldn’t be able to provide a male account on the joys of licking testosterone from ginger hair follicles to that of licking it from graying pubes ….but HEY! Even with my female bias, isn’t it blindingly obvious to take the ‘entrepreneur anal’ opportunity and marry Desmond, give him an organism induced heart attack, so as to make a nesting place for your glorious future of adopting a son with Duncan (who would be kept as your secret flame) at your inherited Lincoln manor. Ahh how well you’ll sleep tonight safe in the knowledge that your pensioner years will be filled by feeding Duncan and the seagulls Skegness’s finest chips!!

]]> By: jonesy http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/71#comment-296 jonesy Fri, 25 Nov 2005 15:19:43 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/?p=71#comment-296 Choose Desmond! He looks like David Hockney, who is the hottest of all the artists. Even hotter than Tracy Emetic. Duncan is a ginger, and nobody could ever fancy a ginger. Choose Desmond! He looks like David Hockney, who is the hottest of all the artists. Even hotter than Tracy Emetic. Duncan is a ginger, and nobody could ever fancy a ginger.

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