Comments on: The Password Was Gandalf

By: Speedwolf

Speedwolf — Wed, 16 Nov 2005 16:18:05 +0000

You should have kept Nintendogs.

Will you be getting Animal Crossing DS too? I look forward to trading Penis Clothing Patterns with you.

By: soulless

soulless — Wed, 16 Nov 2005 16:03:35 +0000

Your little britain table made me laugh. Then my boss asked me why I was laughing, and I had to quickly make up some lame gag about my work that I’m not actually doing. It wasn’t funny, clever, interesting or believable, and now my boss is glaring at me with ill-concealed contempt. Right now in fact, as I type, attempting to pull of an expression that says both “I’m working really hard on something *you’d* never understand” and “I can’t actually see you as I have the power to make my focal length only 30cm so as to focus entirely on work”. She’s not buying it.

Thanks a lot, faceless comedy gibbon.

By: jonesy

jonesy — Wed, 16 Nov 2005 14:17:14 +0000

You traded in your little Anus?! Nooooooooo!

By: Log

Log — Wed, 16 Nov 2005 14:00:43 +0000

Sure as shit I’m going. Only I’ve traded in my Nintendogs for Ultimate Spiderman. Look at me, trading in games. I never used to do that. Being poor sucks.

By: Speedwolf

Speedwolf — Wed, 16 Nov 2005 13:24:55 +0000

I too have a Nintendog Siberian Husky that likes to show her puckered teatowel holder.
Those dirty little Japanese perverts, corrupting the nation’s yoot.

If you’re going to that Oxford LotP meet later this month Log, I’ll send Linz with her DS so you can indulge in some Nintendogging.

By: Log

Log — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 18:05:42 +0000

I followed that train line to Reading, before I realised that even if I did find a double roundabout like a pair of tits, it was hardly a triumph of observational road-planning comedy. But believe me… I did try.

By: dunky

dunky — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 17:48:08 +0000

There’s a trainline coming out of that road-cock, those are going to be diesel powered sperm…

Where does that trainline lead? At the other end has the corresponding municiple council created a road-vagina (or any other road-anatomy depending upon their taste in porn)

By: neuro-praxis

neuro-praxis — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 17:27:40 +0000

I will buy several new copies of your book, both to help you in your highly impoverished state and simultaneously to bring joy and laughter to all who read her.

Well.

Laughter at least.