Comments on: Brenda vs The Chinaman

By: jonesy

jonesy — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 14:28:30 +0000

Speedwolf is a mouth gay
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By: Speedwolf

Speedwolf — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 14:08:48 +0000

I would venture an opinion myself but as I’m not gay, bum or otherwise I don’t think I’m in any position* to comment.

*intentionally left wide open to attack**

** as was this.

By: Speedwolf

Speedwolf — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 14:07:15 +0000

Bumgay’s very specific isn’t it. Are there other gay variants, like kneegay, eyegay and sternumgay?

By: HeWhoIsTooBored

HeWhoIsTooBored — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 10:34:37 +0000

But what if you call rice “enemy food” (as my grandfather insisted upon doing. Surely an eater of said enemy food is, in fact, your enemy, which is even more politically loaded than comments about the shape of eyes, or saying “man” after the name of a country. Does anyone else think “Franceman” sounds like a smelly superhero?

By: TyrannosaurusFlex

TyrannosaurusFlex — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 09:38:28 +0000

If “Chinaman” is found to be unacceptable I would try “Rice Eater”.
As a simple comment on dietary habits I can foresee no objections to the term.

By: grilly

grilly — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 23:38:15 +0000

if one of these people can be described as ‘chinese’, then surely the politically correct version of chinaman is ‘chin’.

By: jonesy

jonesy — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 10:29:12 +0000

And you can say bumgay, because some of your best friends are bumgays.

By: lee

lee — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 07:01:14 +0000

You can’t say chinaman anymore, and also you can’t say germanyman because that also is rude. The only thing you do is preface every sentence with ‘I’m not being racist…’ because then people will love you.

But YOU said chinaman, Log. You fucking racist. I hope you’re ready to burn in hell, not that you weren’t headed there already for being a bumgay.

You have made a mockery of humanity.

By: kel

kel — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 18:26:18 +0000

To help defuse the tension, here’s an an animated gif of Joey Deacon. Gaze upon it in good health.

By: soulless

soulless — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 17:46:19 +0000

What we have here, clearly, is a Fight Club situation.

There is no Brenda.

Log is Brenda.

Examine your thoughts Log. Look at your memories. It was you hectoring the Chinaman, wasn’t it? When you crossed the road, you were alone, weren’t you? They notice you wincing at nothing, don’t they? It’s repetitive because it happens once in your head, and once in your funny voice, isn’t it? And you can’t tell the difference.

Admit it. Admit it to us. Admit it to Jackie/Jason. Admit it to Brenda. Admit it to YOURSELF.

By: Marc

Marc — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 17:16:13 +0000

Hello
I don’t think you can say Chinaman any more.

By: Log

Log — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 16:53:49 +0000

There’s a thought. I haven’t used her surname, or any obvious keywords like the name of the university. Or given my friend her phone number to make crank calls that I can record. Haha. I definitely haven’t done that.

By: bobcat

bobcat — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 16:09:58 +0000

Does Brenda have any children? Are they old enough to use the internet? Are we going to see a comment here sooner or later from her daughter, distraught and in tears that the bitch isn’t dead yet?

By: HeWhoIsTooBored

HeWhoIsTooBored — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 14:58:18 +0000

This is alarming. At this rate your relationship seems destined to end with your raping her dead throat to try and fuck all the screeching words back where they came from.

Can one REALLY be sent to prison for the exsanguination of someone like Brenda?

I can only conclude that people have attempted to cork the flow of shit from her mouth by refusing to perform the reflexive function in conversation you describe, and she is now determined to live without it. The only other people I have noted who have this ability on a large scale are tramps. Could it be that Brenda is a tramp?

By: Log

Log — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 14:13:40 +0000

The “desire to be asked to repeat / explain herself” is possible. She does like saying portentous things entirely out of context. Like, “that’ll wipe the smile off her face!”

With normal people, you’d sigh, and say “WHAT will wipe the smile off her face, Normal Person?”

But Brenda’s gift lies in not needing that reply. She’ll continue… “I said, that’ll wipe the smile off her face. Jon. She won’t be smiling now. Not now… [tells why she won't be smiling soon]“.

I can listen to her all day, without saying a word. Although she’s stripped away my defences to the point where two people have noticed me wincing while she talks.

I need to get out of here, before I end up fucking the bit under her tits.