Comments on: Holy Fuck, Is That The Time?

By: soulless

soulless — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 14:21:17 +0000

Point out that she’s now rapidly losing weight, and within a few short weeks will have a figure that teenage girls crave?

By: Nobuttocks

Nobuttocks — Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:36:08 +0000

Isn’t censorship in the name of “Good Taste” hypocritical? Especially when Good Taste isn’t nearly as funny as “offensive to some viewers”.

Actually - you should probably put a warning on LOTP - “You may find this website offensive if you ever were/are fat, gay, bullied, good at sport, bad at sport, clever, stupid, unfortunate, know anyone with cerebal palsy/any noticable deformity/mental illness, have a dead relative, are black, brown, oriental, Jewish, have ever wee’d yourself, or called a teacher “mummy” by mistake”.

By: bobcat

bobcat — Mon, 17 Oct 2005 12:13:54 +0000

Yes, or perhaps “fatty fatty fatfat lungs of fetid fat”. That has a particular poetic beauty.

By: Log

Log — Mon, 17 Oct 2005 11:05:28 +0000

What, like “fatty fatty fatfat lungs of now-congealed fat”?

By: bobcat

bobcat — Mon, 17 Oct 2005 11:00:26 +0000

Why is she complaining? Her fat dead mum has been immortalised for all time. If it is true that one lives beyond death only through the memories of others (and it probably is not true), then this fat dead mum has a real headstart on all the others. She is verging on becoming legend.

Mind, I would probably change the line “fatty fatty fatfat lungs of fat” to something more poignant.

By: jonesy

jonesy — Mon, 17 Oct 2005 09:40:40 +0000

I think the person who read the Law Of The Playground and cried about her fat, dead mum was probably only reading the Law Of The Playground so she could laugh at other people’s fat, dead mums. The lesson I think we can all learn from this is, don’t read the Law Of The Playground if you’ve got a fat, dead mum.

By: MaxingtonBrass

MaxingtonBrass — Sun, 16 Oct 2005 10:17:20 +0000

1. Twister, bopit and a trampoline.
2. Mothers with prams who stop to talk to other mothers with prams in shop doorways / narrow streets / busy streets.
3. Fuck no!

By: jimbo

jimbo — Sun, 16 Oct 2005 10:14:53 +0000

Please do not touch “mahr keef”; instead, please post the complaint alongside it in the playground site. If you took down entries because they upset someone, you’d have to take down every entry, and that’d be just silly.