Comments on: To All Future Contestants Of The Crystal Maze

By: Log

Log — Fri, 30 Sep 2005 14:00:42 +0000

Roll up! Roll up! Get BENT SHITPIPE from Lee! Only 50p! Because it’s bent! And shit is coming out! At a rate of 50kg/sex! YES! FIFTY KILOGRAMS OF SHIT COMES OUT OF LEE’S BENT PIPE FOR EVERY SINGLE SEX HE GETS!

By: lee

lee — Fri, 30 Sep 2005 13:41:41 +0000

get bent shitpipe

By: jimbo

jimbo — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 09:37:06 +0000

The Crystal Maze Ready Reckoner is utterly brilliant. It’s simple (except for anyone called Lee, who might as well be called Barry for all the mental ability anyone called Lee has) and useful, and is an act of innovative genius.

By: jonesy

jonesy — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 11:31:19 +0000

*sheesh!*

I don’t feel so good…

By: Log

Log — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 11:17:38 +0000

And when he wakes, in Jonesy form, he won’t even remember what happened here. Just that his clothes are tattered, and his penis is making a yellow discharge.

By: TONKAFACE

TONKAFACE — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 10:49:49 +0000

:-D

zzzzzzzzzz

By: Log

Log — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 10:40:27 +0000

Oh God, he’s on a rampage. There’s only one thing for it…

SLEEPY PUPS

By: TONKAFACE

TONKAFACE — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 10:19:44 +0000

PISS BOMB!!!! PISS BOMB!!!!!!

By: Log

Log — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 10:15:03 +0000

Oh no! Jonesy has morphed into TONKAFACE! The consequence shall be dire! Somebody calm him down - show him a baby or something!

By: TONKAFACE

TONKAFACE — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 09:18:08 +0000

PISS BOMB!!

IT’S ON!!!!!

By: Log

Log — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 09:00:55 +0000

Jonesy, you perfect nonce (like The Perfect Storm, but you touch kids more) - you knew I’d correct my spelling once you’d pointed it out; so why make an unmitigated nana out of yourself here? If you want to take me on, bitch, at least do it in a place where I can’t edit your posts to make you say “HNNG I AM A TONKA-FACE”.

You are such a Tonka face.

AND IF YOU TWO LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH, WHY DON’T YOU JUST MAKE A PISS-BOMB TOGETHER? (That’s where you piss into each other’s foreskins and the first person to give the other non-specific urethritis wins).

By: jonesy

jonesy — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 08:21:27 +0000

“If you hand to hold my balls”?

Sense?

Non?

HNNG I AM A TONKA-FACE

By: Log

Log — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 08:16:32 +0000

Lee, I think the word you were looking for is “drivel”. Then when you said “There mere suggestion of something with a foundation in ‘Maths’”, I think you meant to say something that actually makes sense. Then, when you went on you say “smack you on the face”, I think you really meant “hold your sac so tight and never let go”.

If you want to hold my balls, Lee, just ask. Don’t feign this anger that humiliates yourself and embarrasses me. Come on, Lee. Hold my balls. Safer now.

PS Maths is XXX SUPER-A COOL IDST

By: lee

lee — Sun, 25 Sep 2005 21:49:12 +0000

you are clearly sober, such nonsensical dribble can only be explained this way. There mere suggestion of something with a foundation in ‘Maths’ is entirely ludicrous, and quite frankly seeing that table sitting there all pretty and proud makes me want to smack you on the face, then turn away quickly so that you can’t see my tears. I hope you can see your own misguided notions reflected back at you in O’ Brien’s gleaming pate, and I hope you’re flipping SORRY. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???????????

xxx