Comments on: Stop Making Me Want You To Die

By: Another Little Disappointment » Whoever You Are, There’s No Reason For That

Thu, 26 Jan 2006 16:43:38 +0000

[...] I’m working in administration, which means an office full of women and one fat gay bloke. While this means I do have to put up with the monstrous Brenda, it does give me free reign to express myself in the shitter. When I notice too late that there’s no toilet roll on the spindle, no worries! I can do a greasy waddle to the next cubicle, and wipe as much as I like with the door open. I have made unworried attempts to piss in all three urinals and all three cubicles with one bladderload. I could even use the sinks as a bidet, and swing my little legs cheerfully as I do so. It’s my playground. Even my toilet at home doesn’t feel so uniquely mine. [...]

By: LDIF

LDIF — Thu, 22 Sep 2005 21:58:13 +0000

I’ve just noticed that you’ve already posted a picture of her. I feel a right cunt. Is she yellow or is my monitor fucked? Or TV as Brenda would say! Maybe she has liver problems or something? I’d like to put that cunt through a window. I just feel wrong in getting so much pleasure of out Brenda’s cuntishness.

By: LDIF

LDIF — Thu, 22 Sep 2005 21:45:38 +0000

Can you not try and take a picture of Brenda on your camera phone? I’d love to see her face! I know it may look a bit suspect if you’re pointing a phone at her. Then again, if you’ve got the bollocks to take a picture of a soiled toilet cubicle then surely you can turn your phone’s sound off and get a picture of the cunt! I actually hate the woman, too. Gripping stuff

By: Deacon Gusset

Deacon Gusset — Thu, 15 Sep 2005 10:24:20 +0000

See, I wish could write stuff properly about the people in my office who annoy me. But the anger gets the better of me and mine would just be:

0905: Garreth texts to say he’s running late. Cunt.
0925: Dave tells me the i-Series team have been screwing us over for three days. The Cunts.
1117: Fucking cunts!
Continue until I have a seizure.

By: neuro-praxis

neuro-praxis — Tue, 13 Sep 2005 20:32:45 +0000

Ok, let me get this straight. You like her or or you don’t? For fuck’s sake man, be clear.

By: idiotica

idiotica — Wed, 07 Sep 2005 15:41:51 +0000

I hope Brenda has a blog where she records her thoughts on Log.
9.30 Told joke, Jon didn’t get it.
10.00 Phone rang AGAIN.

I am googling the shit out of this now. Come on Brenda Blog, where are you?