Comments on: Blind Woman, You Lack A Certain Grace

By: jonesy

jonesy — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 13:02:12 +0000

*UPDATE*UPDATE*UPDATE*UPDATE*UPDATE*UPDATE*UPDATE*UPDATE*

I saw her again yesterday, in the Ealing branch of Safeway Is Changing To Morrison’s.

She was saying:
“EXCUSE ME - DO YOU WORK HERE?” to nobody in particular.

Then she said to me, “WHAT’S THE EXPIRY DATE ON THIS MILK? I HAVE A SIGHT PROBLEM. I CAN’T SEE WITH MY EYES.”

As I was leaving, I heard here saying, “EXCUSE ME YOUNG MAN, I NEED 12 BANANAS. CAN YOU FIND ME 12 NICE BANANAS?”

She was probably talking to one of those charity boxes in the shape of a small boy wearing callipers.

By: trilobite

trilobite — Wed, 14 Sep 2005 21:22:05 +0000

I bloody love it when people with physical disadvantages display anti-social behaviour. No, he’s not a ‘walking talking triumphs for the human spirit in the face of adversity’, he’s just ‘a bit of an arse’. I like sufferers of debilitating and/or fatal diseases to display cowardice. I like people with co-joined foetuses to cheat when being ‘it’ at hide and seek [you can probably imagine how]. and i squeal with pleasure when amputees record television programmes onto videotape then DON’T erase them within three weeks.

Point being, blind people should not necessarily be applauded per se - some should be administered with a karma re-balancing side-suplex.

something to think about next time. assuming you are ABLE to think, what with that leper mischievously blaring a fog-horn in your ear as you go around the supermarket, the young rapscallion.

By: idiotica

idiotica — Wed, 07 Sep 2005 15:48:33 +0000

Blind people should be FORCED at all times to signal their blindness by displaying one of the established, tried and tested indicators, namely a) black glasses, b) white stick, c) gold dog or d) prodigious piano talent.

But there is no fucking excuse for buying Kingsmill. She is definitely a mental.

By: Log

Log — Mon, 05 Sep 2005 23:53:38 +0000

Yes, we already made the joke about anonymous companion. Stop outing me as having a boyfriend! I’m supposed to be free and single so that people read my blog think I’m available and do a wank!

Everybody, Stussybear is available, and he is on a fitness regime, so invest now while he’s hideous, and he’ll be really loyal to you when he’s all muscley. It’s a ground floor deal, can’t say fairer.

By: stussybear

stussybear — Mon, 05 Sep 2005 19:42:02 +0000

There is a woman who walks around near where I am staying at the moment in Hammersmith who my friend thinks has Tourettes but I just think she’s a nasty old cow. “Lose some fucking weight fatties” she barked at us. That’s not Tourette’s that’s just old hagness.

And just say “boyfriend”, will you, for fuck’s sake? Or at least bum chum. Not significant other though. That would be horrible.

By: Log

Log — Mon, 05 Sep 2005 14:34:40 +0000

Oooh. My anonymous companion has exposed himself.

She did get unusually close to the bread for a seeing lady, though. Perhaps she was sniffing it.

No, hang on - she was definitely walking around saying I can’t see. Perhaps it was just a big squint.

She was still a cunt, though. If she wasn’t even blind then I hate her even more.

By: jonesy

jonesy — Mon, 05 Sep 2005 13:58:28 +0000

I didn’t know she was a blind. I thought she was just a mad. She was asking the security guard, “Where’s the iceberg lettuce? Where’s the iceberg lettuce? What are those green things over there?”
Eventually, a kind lady with nice brown hair gave her an iceberg lettuce.
Then, once in possession of an iceberg lettuce, she started asking the security guard, “How much is this? How much is it?”

I think she was just making a scene.

Her coat was fucking horrible too. Very unflattering. They’ve got no idea how to dress, these blind mads.