Comments on: I Just Had The Best Dream

By: smahman

smahman — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:45:52 +0000

Dreams can be fun if you follow this chart.

1.Corner someone.
2. Assume naive expression
3. Tell them about fake dream, laden with homoerotic symbolism.
4. Ask them what it all means.

This can be adapted to dreams that reveal a hidden near psychopathic nature, best used on nervous types.

By: tosca

tosca — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:55:36 +0000

I saw your article in the Guardian Comment & Debate yesterday Log.

You’ve arrived at last. Well done you fucking posh cunt.

Mad gangsta love.

Tos.

By: Log

Log — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:22:56 +0000

Well, something’s got to get you through the long, retarded nights.

By: Kebab 4

Kebab 4 — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 00:17:48 +0000

Deleted. Good. 4 Arrrgh that’s over for Natalie Unigun poo that’s poo too. That’s crap poo. Move on from the .

By: Kebab

Kebab — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 00:14:24 +0000

Log has Billie Glass Pipes in his head now, what a trophy.

By: Maria Tgirl You Fucking Cock

Maria Tgirl You Fucking Cock — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 23:06:46 +0000

Hi, I’m a bewildering gentleman or lady who posts on the comments in this blog. You may not see my handiwork that often, that’s because my posts are a chain of incomprehensible half-language, striped through with stalker-style allusions to knowing the author. My words left such a stubborn, dreary stain on the comments that my comments were deleted, and my IP address was banned from the blog comments. Then, one day, my IP address changed, and my months of shouting into a well came to an end.

Hey, it’s me, Log - editing your comments. Please feel free to drop me a direct line, you partially alarming dick. I’d love to hear from you, and I’m sure you know my email address. But your frantic keyword drivel has no place in the comments of a blog, and I’ll continue to delete it with only the scantest attention and the faintest concern.

By: Hannah wantedafightwithyou

Hannah wantedafightwithyou — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:32:59 +0000

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0805669/board/threads/

Knobby media style.

By: Nobuttocks

Nobuttocks — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:48:46 +0000

Jesus my spelling was bad.

Read “any” for “and”, “them” for “the”, and mentally remove the first “actually”. Makes a bit more sense that way.

By: Nobuttocks

Nobuttocks — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:46:25 +0000

Anybody actually know and tactful, office-suitable ways of actually telling people to shut the fuck up about their dreams?

Or anything, really. I don’t care for stories about Army Surplus gear much either, but now that I’ve politely listened to a couple of them, I have the dribbled into my ear at least once every couple of days.

By: Jimbob

Jimbob — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 10:44:34 +0000

Yay! I’m a fish!

By: Dazmina Fingeroffen-Nice-Umlaut

Dazmina Fingeroffen-Nice-Umlaut — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 12:21:52 +0000

So that was the dream you were trying to off load onto me?! Sheesh.
You should have drawn it on a piece of toilet paper with felt-tips, I may have paid attention then ;) Vodka anyone?

By: robert FUCKING dee

robert FUCKING dee — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:09:27 +0000

The other night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow and when I woke up the giant marshmallow I was eating had disappeared.

Giant marshmallow.

By: Gorilla Bananas

Gorilla Bananas — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 15:20:25 +0000

Motherfucking hoof, fucking candle, tap the wick….were you trying to set a record for different kinds of penis substitute in the same dream?

By: Ron Jeremy

Ron Jeremy — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:40:17 +0000

No, really, I made it all the the way to the second paragraph before hacking up a hairball of fury. Fascinating… your dream, that is….okay, it’s not.

By: archy_bold

archy_bold — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:36:08 +0000

“Having made this blog post, I am officially the dullest cunt on the internet.”

Oh, really?

http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=180168 (how the fuck do I make this look nice?)

Seems the PCZone writers have been talking about dreams.