Comments on: Why I Am The King Of Sales

By: CaptainBinky

CaptainBinky — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:44:23 +0000

I’m more intrigued as to what that blue thing is hanging down tantilisingly in the background.

It looks like it might be the sleeve of something AMAZING!
Or possibly part of a hat!

By: Conor

Conor — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 23:12:37 +0000

Why, that boy! He’s mine and Nickunt’s lovechild! *semi*

By: jim

jim — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:32:47 +0000

log… gimme a shout mate

By: peachFUZZ

peachFUZZ — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 20:23:03 +0000

So just how much superglue was put on Will’s lips to stop the infamous “shit eating grin” bursting loose?

By: Dan

Dan — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 13:23:08 +0000

Is there one available where The, Of and Or aren’t capitalised at all?

By: nickunt

nickunt — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 10:25:22 +0000

Why, that boy! He’s mine and Conor’s lovechild! *heart*

By: Grill McFist

Grill McFist — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 01:37:58 +0000

How did you make Will look handsome and pretty and stuff?

By: Cunty McBone

Cunty McBone — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:37:02 +0000

All well and good, this soft selling I see, but not the stuff this blog was built on. What about Scottish busses covered in vomit and poo? Will we ever get Jimmy Carr’s face on a tit again? Since when do you take complimentary-looking low-angle shots of your co-workers, instead of crowing victoriously when someone photoshops in a giant ass-brick, cuddling against their mottled cheek? Where are the sex tips read out in a “gay voice” that sounds like Daniel Schorr with a mouthful of piss and buckshot?

Once I see a bit of edginess back up in this piece, rest assured, I will buy a dozen of your fine sweatshirts and make a duvet out of them…