Comments on: Who Will Ride Me Like The Horse That I Am

By: Badlad

Badlad — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 16:02:36 +0000

I met one of Maximo Park before they became famous. I missed the opportunity for horse-styled antics.
I also missed the opportunity to smack the weedy, smug, fart faced git into next tuesday.
As faux pas with the nearly famous go, I suspect
“Why don’t you fucking cheer up” would have been quite gratifying.

By: jammus

jammus — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 23:03:55 +0000

That’s my Richard Archer from Hard-Fi! Delete the internet at once, etc, etc.

I’d comment more but I’ve lost my train of thought as someone outside just kicked the bin over while yelling about our venetian blinds being open. They’re not venetian you cretin. They’re holland.

Great post though. Would read again.

By: lemmy101

lemmy101 — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:43:25 +0000

I got that wrong. YOU would have to be the ’skateboard’. He says his back is insured for Â£250,000 otherwise he would gladly let you surf him sideways.

By: lemmy101

lemmy101 — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:41:08 +0000

Clive Owen has agreed to let you balance on his back like he’s a skateboard. Will that do?

By: Log

Log — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 14:52:08 +0000

I want more photos of me being ridden like a horse by celebrities. If anyone knows or is a celebrity please can we meet up for this very act.

By: susan tobacco

susan tobacco — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 12:51:19 +0000

I think it speaks volumes about our relationship that I can only ever imagine me being the horse.

I am always your horse.

By: Log

Log — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 11:48:08 +0000

I feel like I should infringe some more copyrights. That shit gets people commenting.

By: tiernan

tiernan — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 20:21:50 +0000

lollercaust.