Comments on: Coloured Melvin’s Comeback http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/254 If Only I Updated More Often, This Might Not Be Shit Sat, 11 Oct 2008 22:46:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Rocko http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/254#comment-18567 Rocko Wed, 26 Sep 2007 12:12:10 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/254#comment-18567 That is just amazing. God I miss the Nottm acent; especially when used in that "'e sed, i sed, e sed" way. I love the way she wraps it up with that non sequitor "Have a nice new year, anyway". Mental as anything. That is just amazing. God I miss the Nottm acent; especially when used in that “‘e sed, i sed, e sed” way.

I love the way she wraps it up with that non sequitor “Have a nice new year, anyway”. Mental as anything.

]]> By: badlad http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/254#comment-18464 badlad Thu, 20 Sep 2007 15:35:11 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/254#comment-18464 Coloured Melvyn is a top nickname. It makes me wonder if he was attacked by kids with crayola crayons as a kid- "Oh no, they've coloured Melvyn". So is there a structure to this, or is it random? Why is Melvyn only coloured whereas Tony is full-on black? Does everyone get a shade? Or is it related to how "In da hood" they dress? David Beckham was declared black on this basis a few years ago, so perhaps your dad's pub is trailblazing the redefinition of ethnicity. Can I be "slightly off-pink, except for two weeks after he's been on holiday when he's a bit browner" Simon please? Coloured Melvyn is a top nickname. It makes me wonder if he was attacked by kids with crayola crayons as a kid- “Oh no, they’ve coloured Melvyn”.
So is there a structure to this, or is it random? Why is Melvyn only coloured whereas Tony is full-on black? Does everyone get a shade? Or is it related to how “In da hood” they dress? David Beckham was declared black on this basis a few years ago, so perhaps your dad’s pub is trailblazing the redefinition of ethnicity. Can I be “slightly off-pink, except for two weeks after he’s been on holiday when he’s a bit browner” Simon please?

]]> By: Log http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/254#comment-18220 Log Sun, 09 Sep 2007 19:51:48 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/254#comment-18220 I've never met Coloured Melvin, sadly. I do have a photo of Black Tony somewhere though; my father serenades Black Tony with a chorus of "Old Man River" whenever he comes in the pub. I'm not sure if I'm horrified by this or not. I’ve never met Coloured Melvin, sadly. I do have a photo of Black Tony somewhere though; my father serenades Black Tony with a chorus of “Old Man River” whenever he comes in the pub. I’m not sure if I’m horrified by this or not.

]]> By: Leo http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/254#comment-18219 Leo Sun, 09 Sep 2007 14:32:22 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/254#comment-18219 fucking hilarious fucking hilarious

]]> By: annie http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/254#comment-18205 annie Sat, 08 Sep 2007 21:28:14 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/254#comment-18205 God, this is sheer genius... been laughing for about 20 minutes... God, this is sheer genius… been laughing for about 20 minutes…

]]> By: robertdee http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/254#comment-18177 robertdee Fri, 07 Sep 2007 19:07:47 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/254#comment-18177 God bless you Mr Blythe. God bless Rosy, and little Raz and god bless Irene and Coloured Melvin, too. Actually not Irene, she sounds like a patarken cunt. Can I see a picture of coloured melvin? Can we get him on facebook? Maybe a facebook group, "friends of coloured melvin" or something? God bless you Mr Blythe. God bless Rosy, and little Raz and god bless Irene and Coloured Melvin, too. Actually not Irene, she sounds like a patarken cunt.

Can I see a picture of coloured melvin? Can we get him on facebook? Maybe a facebook group, “friends of coloured melvin” or something?

]]> By: Rob http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/254#comment-18169 Rob Fri, 07 Sep 2007 11:25:18 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/254#comment-18169 Excellent work as always - you sound a bit like my mate Will you be my friend? Excellent work as always - you sound a bit like my mate

Will you be my friend?

]]> By: Log http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/254#comment-18164 Log Fri, 07 Sep 2007 09:17:53 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/254#comment-18164 Don't worry, Ben! I'll fix it. Now your comment is legible, doesn't go under the sidebar, and makes no sense whatsoever. And thanks, Adam, I love you twice for saying a nice thing. Jennifer's video is dedicated to YOU. Don’t worry, Ben! I’ll fix it. Now your comment is legible, doesn’t go under the sidebar, and makes no sense whatsoever.

And thanks, Adam, I love you twice for saying a nice thing. Jennifer’s video is dedicated to YOU.

]]> By: Ben http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/254#comment-18163 Ben Fri, 07 Sep 2007 09:13:43 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/254#comment-18163 This is absolute frigging genius but for some reason I cannot use my space bar in text boxes when replying to stuff in my RSS reader which is quite clearly fucked. This is absolute frigging genius but for some reason I cannot use my space bar in text boxes when replying to stuff in my RSS reader which is quite clearly fucked.

]]> By: adam http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/254#comment-18123 adam Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:29:51 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/254#comment-18123 your writing mojo hasn't fucked off anywhere - you're one of the funniest ever always - that last one, the menu - genius - I check every day to see if you've written something new. your writing mojo hasn’t fucked off anywhere - you’re one of the funniest ever always - that last one, the menu - genius - I check every day to see if you’ve written something new.

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