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@mistermarcjones That's well rude. It's like the Romans going around calling each other SPQR go to it
@simonswatman Fancy pubs in Camberwell tonight? go to it
@mikeisbrill To be honest I'm surprised no-one at the RSPCA hasn't thought of it. It's like they don't WANT to save animals go to it
I only just realised out that RSPCA is contained within the letters of basset-hound loving ROSCO P COLTRANE http://bit.ly/9nRvVW go to it
@simonswatman the pressure of the bottle against my lips as it tried to fill itself with air. I can't believe you've not experienced similar go to it

Kid’s Menu 4 Kidz

31 Aug
2007

1. Click on the image above, which is a link to a legible version of it.

2. Print the menu out, and take it to any of the family-friendly pub food chains.

3. Demand any of the items on your menu at the bar. Remember to make a note of your table number.

4. When they say it is not on the menu, say “don’t tell me it is not on the menu, I’ve got the menu right here in my hands, and I can assure you that it is very much on it”.

5. Begin a life-changing law suit based on the disappointment of your child, and children everywhere.

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9 Responses to Kid’s Menu 4 Kidz

Smiffy

August 31st, 2007 at 4:50 pm

That’s the third best thing I’ve ever seen, and that’s a known fact.

Cunty McBone

September 5th, 2007 at 2:38 pm

Thank fuck for you Log. You are the one glimmering bright kernel of undigested corn in the turgid bowl of shit that is my life at the moment. Bless you, kind sir.

lemmy101

September 5th, 2007 at 9:23 pm

I did as you suggested and got to stage 5 before I remembered I don’t have children. For other readers I should point out this doesn’t work so well with family pets, otherwise top notch suggestage.