Comments on: Jennifer: Shreds Of Dignity

By: Log

Log — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 09:45:27 +0000

The witch cunts who got Jennifer’s Pets removed from YouTube managed to get the whole account deleted. Or perhaps they deleted my accounts because I was posting under multiple identities to create a sensation of pro-me. Who knows? Jennifer’s original video was sadly lost, too. It is one of the profoundest losses to the internet since net neutrality.

By: Mel_O'Drama

Mel_O'Drama — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 07:19:10 +0000

Why is the video no longer available?

By: Jonathan Nash

Jonathan Nash — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 20:18:17 +0000

That actually made me hurt with laughter :’ {

By: Log

Log — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:20:14 +0000

No, I didn’t - I just have stupid ginger leg hairs that you can’t see. I’d give anything for thick black Grecian hair, covering my shins, neck and bell-end.

ANYTHING.

By: davidh

davidh — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 10:51:54 +0000

Did you shave your legs?

By: Anne O'rexia

Anne O'rexia — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 05:03:29 +0000

Your elbow shows signs of having had numerous rug burns heal over and then having the scabs picked off. I understand the whole bit about wanting to be a “bottom” but look at the price, man, look at the price. Imagine what those puckered fuckers will look like when you hit the wall at 40 years and your flesh goes slack. Thank god the sphincter is the last muscle to go.

By: Cunty McBone

Cunty McBone — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 16:13:22 +0000

I’d be interested to know why yo — ahem, why Jennifer whacked the broomstick so furiously after wanking it off. Was time of the essence, and she needed to slap out those last few drops of willy whites before the broomstick had time to naturally detumesce? Or did an cheeky hornet hilariously disrupt the proceedings?

Take us behind the scenes, I beg you.

By: Log

Log — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 09:55:41 +0000

It was just like that advert where that drippy bitch walks into the office and everyone’s looking at her dancing in her room. Only I was dressed cross-gender and wanking off a plastic broom. I’m off to Piccadilly Circus now. If my calculations are correct, this should be making it onto the McDonald’s LCD screen any minute now, and I want an old Japanese couple to point at me.

By: Grill

Grill — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 09:14:07 +0000

I’ve just shown this to all Log’s workmates. Several became visibly, glisteningly, aroused. Then there was an impromptu round of applause!

By: smahman

smahman — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 21:17:13 +0000

Filth. I done a cum you naughty girl.

By: Cunty McBone

Cunty McBone — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 20:36:57 +0000

Oh God yes. Consider me gasping and spread-eagled for more. Oh sweet mercy, how I wish I could have been that broom stick.

By: Log

Log — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 17:36:15 +0000

The sound was stripped from the file at some stage, for some reason. You’re not missing much, I just screamed a bit in a bad Scottish accent. What you’ve got now, instead, is the delightful electrified stylings of Combustible Edison, with their swinging track “Short Double LattÃ©”.

By: soulless

soulless — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 17:27:21 +0000

Because I’m at work I’ve just watched this muted.

I look forward to seeing it with sound because right now I’m thinking “severe mental breakdown”.