Comments on: I Thought Ladybirds Were Supposed To Be My Friends

By: Log

Log — Tue, 15 May 2007 09:42:03 +0000

Nobuttocks has just given me an erection

By: Nobuttocks

Nobuttocks — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 16:20:18 +0000

It’s been two whole months now log. TWO months. I know you’re a proper celebrity now with your own book, tv show, and major magazine nestling in your armpits, and are probably too busy drinking champagne and rubbing caviar into your groin to write anything funny for free. But come on… there must be SOMETHING you can post. A humorous sequence of e-mails between you and Sefton on the relative merits of conjuration spells, perhaps? Maybe that doodle of a man bumming a doughnut you drew whilst on the phone to a PR dept?

You are my favourite humour cake, and I will gladly hoover up any spare crumbs off your tablecloth.They can even be stale, but that won’t matter because they’re yours. YOURS!!! Don’t you see? I’m your little obsessed whore, who will put up with anything as long as I get to imagine I’m stroking your belly whilst reading it.

Mmm….. log belly.

By: ladyhoova

ladyhoova — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 15:59:23 +0000

It may be small comfort but in Silithus there are some HUGE ladybird type creatures that are fairly tough to beat and hurt a great deal….. rather than risk anymore real life luck by killing these Bishy Barnabees (as my mother calls them) simply stay in the safety of WoW and seek vengence there.

By: annie

annie — Sun, 04 Feb 2007 22:36:41 +0000

“Iâ€™ve got ladybirds in my room. I know itâ€™s ladybirds for two reasons. First, Iâ€™ve taken photos of their spots as they run along my pens.”

You know you have only yourself to blame that I misread that last word.

By: neuro-praxis

neuro-praxis — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 21:15:55 +0000

Log, this blog entry is a small, red, spotted bit of genius.

Welcome to the family.

By: SickONut

SickONut — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 22:31:46 +0000

Log, you really ought to have worked out by now that the ladybirds are coming from you. You bud them off in your sleep through pores in your skin. About 12% of the world’s population do it, though the rate varies a great deal in different areas. In Indonesia, up to 40% of people are ladybird secretors, but in parts of South America, barely one in one hundred have the ability.

Anyway, it’s where all ladybirds come from, and when you kill them you are crushing your children.

There, now you can dream of ladybirds crawling out through your skin too.

By: Marquischacha

Marquischacha — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 23:24:12 +0000

Did you note the distinctly unsettling sound of the process of crushing a ladybird? Popping those red shells is like gnashing a pringle underteeth. Kind of.

I hope you dream of pringles as well now, Log.

By: Log

Log — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:38:32 +0000

YES I AM FURIOUS

By: captain_plastic

captain_plastic — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 14:43:19 +0000

When I’m typing and angry at the same time, I make spelling mistakes. You made loads (two) of them. You must be furious.