Comments on: Jason, You Are A Fucken Bicht

By: Pointless Cunt

Pointless Cunt — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 12:06:04 +0000

Dear Log,

This shit be sic.

Yours, with apologies to IOYC,

By: smahman

smahman — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:10:42 +0000

Ask your mate Francis Gilbert what it all means. HE understands the youth.

By: Jobe

Jobe — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 10:59:35 +0000

Dude, Berry is so fucken all over this shit it isn’t funny.

By: IOYC

IOYC — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 13:32:21 +0000

Haha I’m glad I’m not the only one who has found themselves randomly inspired to incorporate the word ‘Patarken’ into regular use. What the fuck is it? Is it even right? I have stared at it for ages and while ‘Patarken’ seems to make fuck all sense, there are no other explanations.

I hope Berry doesn’t Beat my ass.

By: Log

Log — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 13:56:05 +0000

^ Spod

By: Snowden

Snowden — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 13:07:30 +0000

^ A long-running TVGoHome joke continues…

By: Log

Log — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 12:06:13 +0000

Are you Samantha? Has Jason treated you like a bitch? Perhaps he told Patarken that he loved her, when you know her to be a ho. Are you totally over Jason, all his shit and those stupid bitches he goes with? If so, the Kilroy team would like to talk to you.

By: robertdee

robertdee — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 11:33:37 +0000

patarken, even.

By: robertdee

robertdee — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 11:32:56 +0000

I love the word partarken. I’m going to start using it when insulting people and if people ask me what it means I’ll tell them it means “not undertanding the meaning of partarken”. A bit like that pink cloud joke from school.

By: 4foot

4foot — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 14:57:22 +0000

I like the fact she is a hoe. Unless Jason has been fucking gardening tools again.

In which case, I HOPE BERRY BEAT HIS ASS!

By: Marquischacha

Marquischacha — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 12:27:20 +0000

could samantha be german? I ask only because she has spelled ’sick’ with an ‘h’ - ’sich’, which is probably how germans write it.

And is that an umlaut over the ‘a’ in the fourth line? Man, this Samantha fly-girl may be angry, but she ain’t no xenophobe, yo’.

Also, Patarken sounds like a type of sausage.

By: Speedwolf

Speedwolf — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 13:55:04 +0000

I also too as well like the curlicue on the cap S. It belies a playful nature behind all the sweary bluster.

Jason you bitch.

By: IOYC

IOYC — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 13:51:32 +0000

Dear Log,

NB: the curly bit on the ‘S’ of ‘Samantha’.

Also the rest of it.

Kind Regards,

By: jammus

jammus — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:28:54 +0000

notice how samantha almost slips up by spelling ‘which’ correctly. she’s clearly hiding her true intellectual beauty from jason. if only he hadn’t treated her like a bitch he may have one day discovered just how special samantha is.

By: extremefrench

extremefrench — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 03:19:02 +0000

Fucking hell Log, two posts in a week. I imagine you’re having a much-needed lie down now, like Father Christmas on Boxing Day.