Comments on: The First Two Entries In Francis Gilbert’s Blog

By: SickONut

SickONut — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 20:48:12 +0000

Over two weeks later, I’m pleased to report that my cunning plan to destroy his message board by posing as the Yorkshire Ripper has made excellent progress. Not only did I forget to post, I forgot having the idea in the first place. I was reminded of it briefly as Log’s party the other week, but then I fell asleep in the garden, and have only been reminded again by reading this comment thread, which I forgot that I had already posted on.

By: Snowden

Snowden — Sun, 30 Jul 2006 10:19:35 +0000

I was bored in Waterstones yesterday, and had a brief look at ‘Teacher on the Run’. What I saw sickened me. Anyone who uses an acrostic poem (which spells out ‘Mr Gilbert’) to keep his students in line deserves it all.

By: cocko

cocko — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 10:05:38 +0000

And what about his fucking so called ‘poetry’. It sounds like he just shit out a load of random words and though “Oh how fucking deep and meaningful I am, I must post this on my big wankfest blog so I can show the world how better than it I am” If this is the sort of cunt that can teach out kids today, then no wonder they are so retarded!

For example.

The galleon
Sometimes in the night the soft scratch of a twig
And the rain pinching the pane makes you wake to find
The farmhouse rocking like a galleonâ€™s rig
Through the darkness. The fields part as you leave the world behind

What the hell? Its just about absoluty nothing at all. I think its unfinished, which is kinda cool, maybe he wanted us to finish it. So I did. here it is

By: cocko

cocko — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 10:00:20 +0000

What a twat.

Why does he talk about himself in the third person! What a cunt.

Why are all his blog posts so … gay. Its like, they are half sentences from some stupid fucking cunt novel. For example

He was staring at me, his face emerging from the rock, his cheeks covered in silky moss, his lips puckered green and glistening, his eyes sad and tearful.

What the fuck sort of blog entry is that? Thats how it starts, like hes some character in a fucking Toliken novel or whatever and hes about to bum a green troll or somthing. It might go like this “He was bent over, ready to get bummed. I unzipped my pants and shoved my fucking scooter up his arse!”

By: susan tobacco

susan tobacco — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 15:58:11 +0000

A bummer, or cripplingly autistic. Either way he shouldn’t be working with kiddies.

By: psyk0

psyk0 — Sat, 22 Jul 2006 12:17:13 +0000

Reading another of his poems, Loving Him to Bits, gives us UNDENIABLE EVIDENCE that Mr Giblet is indeed a flaming bummer:

I take him apart
Section by section
Tessellation by tessellation
And unravel a mosaic
Little pieces of multi-coloured glass
Fragments of lapis lazuli
Shards of emerald and amethyst
Heâ€™s all in bits on the floor
And then I put him back together
Again
Painstakingly place
Every tiny little filament
Of glass and precious stone
Into the latticework of his frame
So that he is once again
The stain-glassed window
That shines so many different lights
On my life

This I do every day
Constantly
Often in the space of a minute
Or a second

Also, I saw LotP last night, and a little bit of wee came out.

By: MrsGrownUp

MrsGrownUp — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 21:07:24 +0000

I do think that Franksis Gilbet might be a small bit cunt. GOd love him.

By: HeWhoIsTooBored

HeWhoIsTooBored — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:28:02 +0000

I’ve just read his review of ‘Law of the Playground’. Effectively his point is: ‘boo hoo! Boo hoo! Some children were naughty in my class and it was rather disruptive’. One is tempted to ask what the FUCK this man is doing in teaching? My mother has been a teacher for nearly 30 years at the very school which spawned the Law of the Playground, and the only time she has been ‘traumatised’ by anything a kid has done is when they’ve shown her the scars of their self-harm.

Francis Gilbert’s mother clearly breast-fed him to an advanced age, and probably talks to him to this day in a baby-talk voice.

By: SickONut

SickONut — Tue, 18 Jul 2006 06:53:20 +0000

I’ve joined as EyelessPete, a middle-aged Yorkshireman whose own attempts to clean up the anti-social types in his neighbourhood were led to his being arrested by politically-correct police.

By: jammus

jammus — Mon, 17 Jul 2006 15:11:46 +0000

i only realised last night that he’s must be talking about something like this in his scooter post

i was almost sick into my bath

By: pip

pip — Mon, 17 Jul 2006 08:13:38 +0000

Ooh I see Frankie has made a couple of new posts to the messageboard. One of which points to the infamous review:
http://www.francisgilbert.co.uk/journalism.php?id=33

hmm, I preferred “Pylons”…

By: Snowden

Snowden — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 11:58:06 +0000

Loving ‘Niggers Out!’, though.

By: Snowden

Snowden — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 11:56:25 +0000

I am Viktor, a man who fled his native Azerbaijan because of Azeri chavs, and claimed asylum in this country (

By: Log

Log — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 13:36:57 +0000

It does, yes. I’m Elsie Snibbets, though. I’m trying to develop a character that will feel welcome there. A passionate but confused lady who is out of tune with her children, who she considers to be yobs. It’s hard work, though - every one of your posts has to be hand moderated. It’s almost like he’s scared of people flashmobbing his place, or something. And looking at the recent additions to his forum members…

By: Snowden

Snowden — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 13:19:50 +0000

Fucking hell, the Yob Culture forum reads like a Daily Mail editorial . . .