Comments on: Francis Gilbert vs The Law of the Playground

By: wangman

wangman — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:56:18 +0000

I dont have a fucking clue who Francis Gilbert is but that shit is hilarious.

By: Raol Duke

Raol Duke — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 20:29:15 +0000

hoho! i havent chuckled like this since… well… ever. did u ever hear anything back from Mr. Gilbert. Or is he Mr. Blyth nee Gilbert now?

By: smahman

smahman — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 10:13:06 +0000

AND he is just wrong. As we know from the adverts on TV - kids are great. Inspired, inspiring, enthusiastic, keen to learn and unfettered by convention. The ones on my bus must be an anomolous result.

Francis Gilbert is just a silly ninny.

By: Nobuttocks

Nobuttocks — Wed, 12 Jul 2006 12:22:29 +0000

Flimsy gondola of piss?

That’s just…. I don’t even know the word to describe that type of insult. Is the flimsiness of the gondola purely incidental? Or does it somehow damage the already damaged reputation of regular, sturdy gondolas of piss?

I should know better than to analyse this sort of thing.

By: Conor.

Conor. — Wed, 12 Jul 2006 11:42:15 +0000

I’ve had the misfortune of reading this twisted old fruit’s book. It’s shockingly judgemental, poorly written, unamusing in every way possible and generally just fucking shite.

Mind you, Francis Gilbert’s latest book, on the other hand, isn’t a bad read. LOL!

By: giant bee

giant bee — Wed, 12 Jul 2006 01:42:31 +0000

You just made me laugh till I cried. Thank you.

By: jamie

jamie — Tue, 11 Jul 2006 21:27:08 +0000

If you want, log, me and the other editors can go round his house and sing Burt Bacharach songs through his letterbox in the middle of the night. When he comes downstairs we will run away.

Except for Mansh who will no-doubt pause and make a withering comment first.

By: the 16th nicholas

the 16th nicholas — Tue, 11 Jul 2006 18:34:54 +0000

“At last, here it is. The book that tells you the unvarnished truth about teaching. By turns hilarious, sobering and downright horrifying…”

No it’s not. It’s fucking rubbish. I didn’t read his other two, but the man is a right pompous cunt. And he’s a pompous cunt who I’ve met, when he turned up to speak at a Meeting of Pompous Cunt Teachers From That Cambridge and Oxford at the school where I work.

When I say met, saw him standing outside the library near my office, talking into his mobile phone. And rubbing his cock and saying, “oh mum” in a whispery, quivery voice.

By: susan tobacco

susan tobacco — Tue, 11 Jul 2006 16:01:13 +0000

I’ve just examined the evidence again.

Fucking hell- does he really have a pile of VHS videos on his desk? What a fusty old-fashioned CUNT. How are things back there, Mr Gilbert? IN THE EIGHTIES WHERE YOU LIVE?

By: susan tobacco

susan tobacco — Tue, 11 Jul 2006 15:59:21 +0000

Take it down, lift my skirts up and do me like the slut I am. It’s perfectly fine, we’re old chums after all.

I wouldn’t worry about upsetting Gilbert the delicate lamb’s journalistic sensibilities. That ‘Aaargh! Confused DOT COM’ picture is justification enough for you to roll a MILLION satirical eyes and sideways looks at the pathetic wordbotherer. Get him Log. Get him!

*bit of wee comes out*

By: jonesy

jonesy — Tue, 11 Jul 2006 14:03:42 +0000

Take it down! It’s strictly embargoed! Christ!

By: Log

Log — Tue, 11 Jul 2006 13:59:41 +0000

Ark - i’ve just found out that this article isn’t going to be published until Saturday, so perhaps I should take this post down until then. It’s entirely possible I might be doing wrong, so I’m having a little panic. Ep!

By: fannybatter

fannybatter — Tue, 11 Jul 2006 12:38:48 +0000

Where is this review? I am a real life journalist and would like to offer you the chance to swear at this man in a real newspaper/plug your new programme. Please email me if you’ve got time for a chat at some point. I am a regular on your sites by the way, so I can guarantee total bias.

By: luke

luke — Tue, 11 Jul 2006 11:29:24 +0000

you are a fucking genius. This stuff is pure hilarity. If you stop writing your mother is a hairy man times one thousand million hundred.