Comments on: Gay Sex Is The Best Sex http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/113 If Only I Updated More Often, This Might Not Be Shit Thu, 16 Oct 2008 01:03:12 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: tajh http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/113#comment-17449 tajh Sun, 15 Jul 2007 01:32:20 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/113#comment-17449 show me the sex show me the sex

]]> By: smahman http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/113#comment-692 smahman Thu, 06 Apr 2006 16:17:34 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/113#comment-692 I say Log old man, whatever happened to the "Anal sex is not a new pair of shoes" t shirt? I say Log old man, whatever happened to the “Anal sex is not a new pair of shoes” t shirt?

]]> By: Speedwolf http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/113#comment-691 Speedwolf Wed, 05 Apr 2006 15:27:06 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/113#comment-691 I don't really need my glasses, it's a vanity thing. Well mostly. They <i>do</i> stop the blinding headaches from spending too much time in front of the computer monitors at work. But it's mostly vanity. I find that if I whip my glasses off and shake my flowing mane away from my face to try and look devestatingly gorgeous I actually cross my eyes. It's as if some part of my brain is telling me to do this. As if a contrived 70s Morecombe and Wise visual joke is more important than being beautiful. "Why Miss Jones... Er, exactly who're you looking at?" *Rigsby checks over his left shoulder nervously* I don’t really need my glasses, it’s a vanity thing. Well mostly. They do stop the blinding headaches from spending too much time in front of the computer monitors at work. But it’s mostly vanity.

I find that if I whip my glasses off and shake my flowing mane away from my face to try and look devestatingly gorgeous I actually cross my eyes. It’s as if some part of my brain is telling me to do this. As if a contrived 70s Morecombe and Wise visual joke is more important than being beautiful.

“Why Miss Jones… Er, exactly who’re you looking at?” *Rigsby checks over his left shoulder nervously*

]]> By: Gustave Hetter http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/113#comment-690 Gustave Hetter Wed, 05 Apr 2006 10:47:12 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/113#comment-690 Why... Stevie... without your glasses you're... you're BEAUTIFUL. Now come over here and let me teabag you until I issue all over your forehead. Why… Stevie… without your glasses you’re… you’re BEAUTIFUL. Now come over here and let me teabag you until I issue all over your forehead.

]]> By: smahman http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/113#comment-689 smahman Wed, 05 Apr 2006 10:43:23 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/113#comment-689 "have a look at this little beauty!" “have a look at this little beauty!”

]]> By: susan tobacco http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/113#comment-688 susan tobacco Wed, 05 Apr 2006 10:02:31 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/113#comment-688 Irrefutable proof that Steve Unwin is an idiot: He hasn't even realised his name is one letter away from the name of Steve URWIN. Any flamoboyant homosexual with a hint of moxy would already be on the 'gay cabaret circuit' doing a hilarious cock-a-dile (crocodile) hunter routine. It's behind you! etc. The fact that he hasn't makes me INCANDESCENT with rage. Irrefutable proof that Steve Unwin is an idiot: He hasn’t even realised his name is one letter away from the name of Steve URWIN. Any flamoboyant homosexual with a hint of moxy would already be on the ‘gay cabaret circuit’ doing a hilarious cock-a-dile (crocodile) hunter routine. It’s behind you! etc. The fact that he hasn’t makes me INCANDESCENT with rage.

]]> By: smahman http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/113#comment-687 smahman Wed, 05 Apr 2006 09:45:42 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/113#comment-687 I once had a doctor’s finger up my arse, but it wasn’t until I got home that I realised he had both hands on my shoulders. Boom Bloody Boom. I once had a doctor’s finger up my arse, but it wasn’t until I got home that I realised he had both hands on my shoulders. Boom Bloody Boom.

]]> By: robertdee http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/113#comment-686 robertdee Tue, 04 Apr 2006 20:49:15 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/113#comment-686 I had a doctor's finger up my arse once. I don't remember why but I do remember that the moment it happened I cut off half way through the sentence I was saying and started singing Moon River.. I had a doctor’s finger up my arse once. I don’t remember why but I do remember that the moment it happened I cut off half way through the sentence I was saying and started singing Moon River..

]]> By: the 16th nicholas http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/113#comment-685 the 16th nicholas Tue, 04 Apr 2006 17:45:22 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/113#comment-685 I'd love to be able to fake intelligence and take my glasses off to look at someone, but then all I can see is a big white blur with a black blur (which is a mouth). And if I wear contacts and then put my glasses on (so I can take them off to look at someone), I can't see and might bump into a plant or address a suit of armour before whipping my glasses off. I have never put anything into my anus during sex. I had suppositories once; they were like extra strong mints for horses. It felt quite nice, but the skidmarks... thank god for boil wash. I’d love to be able to fake intelligence and take my glasses off to look at someone, but then all I can see is a big white blur with a black blur (which is a mouth). And if I wear contacts and then put my glasses on (so I can take them off to look at someone), I can’t see and might bump into a plant or address a suit of armour before whipping my glasses off.

I have never put anything into my anus during sex. I had suppositories once; they were like extra strong mints for horses. It felt quite nice, but the skidmarks… thank god for boil wash.

]]> By: smahman http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/113#comment-684 smahman Tue, 04 Apr 2006 16:57:43 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/113#comment-684 sack. sack.

]]> By: smahman http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/113#comment-683 smahman Tue, 04 Apr 2006 16:57:28 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/113#comment-683 Steve Unwin has it coming. If anyone ever sees him kick him in the joy. Steve Unwin has it coming. If anyone ever sees him kick him in the joy.

]]> By: Greg M. http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/113#comment-682 Greg M. Tue, 04 Apr 2006 16:45:42 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/113#comment-682 "Dad" "Yes, son." "I really like that little Didi. She's so smart and groovy." "Do you respect her, son?" "Of course!" "Then go, go FART INTO HER BIG SEXY ASS." “Dad”

“Yes, son.”

“I really like that little Didi. She’s so smart and groovy.”

“Do you respect her, son?”

“Of course!”

“Then go, go FART INTO HER BIG SEXY ASS.”

]]> By: robertdee http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/113#comment-681 robertdee Tue, 04 Apr 2006 16:36:15 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/113#comment-681 I can't wait till New Woman show us our New Black Friend, Rastus Bojangles who can show us how to keep it real by learnin' bump and grind, teaching us the fine balance between dissin and respectin and give us fashion tips in garish unco-ordinated colours. Personally I'd like to smack Steve Unwin very hard in the face and I'm not even gay! I can’t wait till New Woman show us our New Black Friend, Rastus Bojangles who can show us how to keep it real by learnin’ bump and grind, teaching us the fine balance between dissin and respectin and give us fashion tips in garish unco-ordinated colours.

Personally I’d like to smack Steve Unwin very hard in the face and I’m not even gay!

]]> By: Log http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/113#comment-680 Log Mon, 03 Apr 2006 21:03:24 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/113#comment-680 Don't misunderstand Mr Unwin - I believe what he really meant was that gay people never lie *to spare another person's feelings*. So we'll always tell you you're ugly, stupid and less glamourous than you should be, but we will tell the most incredible lies about men approaching us on the street and giving us their number. We simply don't understand how tedious and preening this makes us sound, that's our problem. Sigh! Don’t misunderstand Mr Unwin - I believe what he really meant was that gay people never lie *to spare another person’s feelings*. So we’ll always tell you you’re ugly, stupid and less glamourous than you should be, but we will tell the most incredible lies about men approaching us on the street and giving us their number. We simply don’t understand how tedious and preening this makes us sound, that’s our problem. Sigh!

]]> By: will http://blog.disappointment.com/archives/113#comment-679 will Mon, 03 Apr 2006 20:31:33 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/113#comment-679 Wow, I learned something today - Gay people never lie. Who'd have thought it? Wow, I learned something today - Gay people never lie. Who’d have thought it?

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