Comments on: My Amazing Brush With Death

By: Another Little Disappointment » The Perils Of Piss Activism

Another Little Disappointment » The Perils Of Piss Activism — Tue, 21 Mar 2006 10:26:30 +0000

[...] The last post was based around my mini-revelation that spicy faecus causes my balls to ache, immediately pre-loosen. In my bafflement, I asserted that “your balls are literally miles away from your anus”. Little did I know that my body was planning an ironic demonstration of just how close your shit and balls can be. [...]

By: Speedwolf

Speedwolf — Sun, 19 Mar 2006 14:20:21 +0000

Hmm, I like pickles.

Is it only real men that like Gerkins?

At my missus’ cousin’s wedding I got really drunk with the other members of the Loch Tay table (it was a scots shindig, not a ceilidh though) and each table had a large glass bowl with minature marshmallows in it. In our pissed state we believed that the table next to us (Loch Dee) were trying to beat us in finishing their marshmallows. I ate two whole bowls of the sugary filth before realising that they weren’t even trying. The poofs.

I came up in enormous hives all over my face and back that night. I think it was a reaction to the amount of sugar in my system.

By: badlad

badlad — Fri, 17 Mar 2006 17:47:06 +0000

Dear gentlemens. As a scientist I feel compelled to write.
1) You shiver when you wee to recoup the heat lost in your wee wee. it’s only a little heat, so you only do a little shiver.
2) Of course you didn’t have up the bum cancer you twat. I work with up the bum cancer, why didn’t you ask? All the wiring and plumming for the naughty bits goes round the prostate or through it, so stuff in the bum (like a large pulsating cock for example) does affect how the rest of your rudies feel. Hang on, unchewed bits of chilli? Do you just shove em up there? Or do you just shovell food in like a big oinker?
3) I just came back from Mexico and brought sweets back for my work chums. Here is how to make mexican sweets.- Get some shit and roll it into balls roughly 3cm diameter. Wank over them. Roll them in some dust. Cover them in chilli. Put more salt on them if your jizz is particluarly sweet. Paint them red with kids powder paint. Serve to people with a face like you just made the best sweets ever. Next time I’ll just buy fucking toblerone like eveyone else.

By: Gustave Hetter

Gustave Hetter — Fri, 17 Mar 2006 11:15:39 +0000

Prickles like when it’s really cold outside and then you come inside where it’s warm? Like that? When you eat aubergines? Is that what you’re saying?

By: Ponky

Ponky — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 16:39:47 +0000

Sometimes when I eat aubergines, my face prickles and I don’t like it. One day I will probably die of an aubergine attack.
Is this documented anywhere? I’m at my wit’s end.

By: Gustave Hetter

Gustave Hetter — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 10:47:41 +0000

Phwoar! Look at that book belming action! And that facial hair! And - AND - your glasses look similar to mine. What a picture! WHAT A PICTURE!

By: Speedwolf

Speedwolf — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 22:29:11 +0000

Me liking my books, yesterday.

By: Gustave Hetter

Gustave Hetter — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 17:17:29 +0000

WH Smith, Waterstone’s and Blackwell’s have all come up empty for me, and I hate purchasing from the internet - not because I am scared of someone raping my bank accounts, or running up a bill of literally TENS of pounds on my credit cards, but because if I buy something I want to look at, fondle and generally ENJOY my item there and then. And there. And then. However, unless I come up to London and break into Log’s house, I imagine that’s what I’ll have to do. Absolute RUBBISH.

I would like you to like their spines. Like them like a dog at a ham-bone.

By: Speedwolf

Speedwolf — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 16:26:32 +0000

Shirley the LotP is available in Ottakers “poubelle du bargaine” or something.
I’m sure Log’s got a few copies lying around his flat in case of emergencies or something.

I’m so going to post a picture of me holding both of them at once on the internet just to spite you. Like some sort of book porn request piece. Do you want me to like their spines? Do you? WELL DO YOU?

Filthy book botherer.

By: Gustave Hetter

Gustave Hetter — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 16:07:44 +0000

I read the book, at a friends house, and found it jolly funny too. Now, I only have my tattered collection of printouts, bound lovingly, to keep me warm and moist at night. I suppose I have no chance of getting it now, as I don’t wish to pay 100 sponds for anything - even a house - and I can’t even find Law Of The Playground in a real live bookshop. Internet it IS, then.

By: Neil Idiotica

Neil Idiotica — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:28:41 +0000

I’m so lonely.

By: Neil Idiotica

Neil Idiotica — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:28:23 +0000

My comments aren’t appearing, so I just posted the same thing twice. Won’t I look silly if they both appear all of a sudden?

By: Neil Idiotica

Neil Idiotica — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:27:29 +0000

Where IS Log anyway?

Loggy just because you’ve gone all important and establishment, it doesn’t exempt you from meeting me for crisps and nuts and mint sauce all in the same bag. Or replying to my texts or emails, you ignorey c*nt!

[I am asteriskingsk this because I fear electric filtration, NOT because I have a problem saying "c*nt" - it's important to me that the world knows this].

By: Speedwolf

Speedwolf — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 11:37:59 +0000

You should get the book. Except that it’s out of print now. And over a hundred squidlings on eBay.

By: Gustave Hetter

Gustave Hetter — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:39:16 +0000

Vienna! That would explain his silence. I can only hope that he’s having a nice time. I was reading through my printouts of the old TVGoHome website this morning - glad I printed them out as the site seems to have been eaten by bears - and noticed that good ol’ Log contributed to it. So it seems I loved him even before I happened upon his blog and t’ing. Kismet… that’s what it is.