Do You Love America Sir

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TELL ME SIR DO YOU LOVE AMERICA

Yes I love America

I MEAN LIKE REALLY LOVE IT. LIKE, CAN YOU FEEL IT IN YOUR TORSO LIKE AN UNCEASING STORM

I feel it in my heart, I love America

LET ME PUT IT ANOTHER WAY SIR. TELL ME HAVE YOU EVER / EVER REALLY REALLY LOVED / A MERICA

I love America

MOVING ON TO THE NATURE OF YOUR LOVE SIR. IS YOUR LOVE PROUD LIKE A FIERCE AMERICAN EAGLE OR DOES YOUR LOVE MOVE LIKE A TREACHEROUS BALLOON LET SLIP FROM AN AMERICAN CHILD’S HAND

It is my home, I love it.

JUST TO CLARIFY: ┬áTHIS LOVE YOU FEEL – IT’S FOR AMERICA, RIGHT? NOT FOR IRAQ. WE HAVE TO BE CLEAR ON THIS

Yes. It is for America.

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IF YOU HAD TO BETRAY ONE STATE WHICH STATE WOULD IT BE?

What?

COME ON GUY THERE ARE LIKE FIFTY STATES YOU COULD BETRAY OR BLOW UP ONE ENTIRE STATE AND STILL LOVE 98% OF AMERICA jeff cut this bit out

No.

WOULD YOUR WIFE BETRAY A STATE?

No.

COULD YOU SAY “I’LL ASK HER” REALLY QUICKLY PLEASE, JUST FOR THE CAMERAS, IT’D REALLY HELP

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HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT AMERICA

I love it.

SIR, YOU ARE EXTREMELY GOOD AT THIS.

Good at what?

ONE LAST THING, CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT YOUR FAVOURITE AMERICA IS

I love all of America!

EW THAT TECHNICALLY INCLUDES MEXICO

No wait I meant North

YOU LOVE MEXICO OH GOD POO I FEEL SICK WHY DON’T YOU FUCKING GO AND LIVE THERE YOU TURBAN-DICKED COMMUNIST

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I'm so nice you just wanna eat me. I'm like a sexy wee marble you just wanna pop under your tongue. I'm like a tiny wren's egg you slide between your tits. I'm Pat Phoenix get the fuck out of my shop

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