Now that More Magazine has been closed, it falls to enthusiastic amateurs to give teenage ladies their sexy tips. SHOTGUN! 1/ Cover a part of your body with a serviette. Roughly 75% of the way through your steamy sesh, whip off the serviette and say “there’s another bit for ya“. 2/ Tug at his balls … Read more
TELL ME SIR DO YOU LOVE AMERICA Yes I love America I MEAN LIKE REALLY LOVE IT. LIKE, CAN YOU FEEL IT IN YOUR TORSO LIKE AN UNCEASING STORM I feel it in my heart, I love America LET ME PUT IT ANOTHER WAY SIR. TELL ME HAVE YOU EVER / EVER REALLY REALLY LOVED … Read more
This is one of the Ricky Gervais horses I was talking about in the title. I have “photoshopped” Ricky into the picture for comparison. Notice the similarity of the mouths. If you can measure a man’s happiness and success by how wide fucking open his mouth is, Ricky Gervais is as happy and successful as … Read more