Month: March 2013

All The Lovely Mums

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Yesterday was Mother’s Day. If you’re reading this in a country that has phased out mums in favour of a municipal satchel of eggs, then this might be an alien concept to you. It is a day when everyone offers evidence-free and uniformly positive feedback regarding their mums. WHY THIS IS WRONG 1. If she’s … Read more

Magazine Review: Fruity Chunks

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Magazine lovers used to say that you couldn’t take the internet onto the toilet with you. It was the one negative aspect of the internet: that you couldn’t have it resting on your bare thighs, while you allowed a horrific brown version of a meal to slip through a temporarily loosened network of sphincters.Since technology, … Read more