Comments on: OK, So I Can’t Blog Properly

By: nickunt

nickunt — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:39:49 +0000

In which esteemed organ will this article about the beauty secrets of Messrs Ulrich, Hetfield, Hammett and the big hairy one that isn’t Jason Newsted any more be published? I can’t wait to read it as it’ll be a fuck sight more interesting than what I’m doing at the moment which is watching BT Visioned episodes of Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle. I know, it’s not even like I can claim to be watching it on Sky+.

By: Will Powers

Will Powers — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:29:00 +0000

just read your guardian essay on levelling up – really great writing, Blog – beautiful work

By: golublog

golublog — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:05:45 +0000

I have a job with a lot of downtime for internet prowling and blogging but then going back to do job things feels loathsome.

By: Low Tide

Low Tide — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 15:58:22 +0000

Leo, that video is the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen on the internets. Close second is the ’2girls, 1cup’ thing, but even girls drinking an enema was not as incredible as a person calmly picking shards of glass from his heavily bleeding rectum. Thought I’d share that.

By: Concerned Onlooker

Concerned Onlooker — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 19:22:01 +0000

I didn’t mean “going to shit”. I just meant “not quite as good as it used to be”. OH GOD I’M SO SORRY

By: Concerned Onlooker

Concerned Onlooker — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:25:33 +0000

Dear Sir/Madam,
It is possible that Log has tripped and fallen over his beard into a void dimension on his way home from another day standing in for Charlie Brooker at the Guardian, in which case I respect but do not applaud your weak attempt to imitate the great, cherub-cheeked wonder, but if that is not the case, and you have in fact, as I suspect, smuggled him away into some tawdry porn dungeon, I suggest you unhand him immediately for I fear his blog is going to shit.
Apart from the bit about Liam Neeson. That was quite funny. And the new Power Ranger. I liked that too.
Lots of love <3

By: Cunty McBone

Cunty McBone — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:16:06 +0000

Speaking of Jennifer… I’m still waiting to see that video again. The one about the breeches. That made her look like a cunt. I broke a few vertebrae spasming with joy, the first time I saw it. Oh God, please, won’t you.

By: Leo

Leo — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 18:49:38 +0000

JPW you remind me of a video i saw recently of a man sitting on a jam jar for sexual pleasure. The jar breaks whilst in his anus and while still squatting, he pulls chunks of broken glass out of his bottom and there’s blood everywhere. Either that or it’s a magic trick and his bottoms filled it full of jam.

Log your horoscopes were eelarious but i fear ‘the man’ will block my access to tumblr at work, i kind of have to weasle my way here as it is. And bumland is so going to get flagged up soon.

loves n shit

By: Jehovah's Paid Witness

Jehovah's Paid Witness — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 01:11:00 +0000

Oddly enough, I have a job that allows me about 7 hours of internet browsing per day. You don’t want this job. Or any job like it. I am on the verge of squatting on a rectal thermometre, just for the diversion it will bring when it snaps.

By: Leeroy

Leeroy — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 08:31:23 +0000

Quality, not quantity.

By: sigh

sigh — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 17:58:05 +0000

What an odd question. Reminds me of “shall I be mother?” (when pouring tea, or whatever real people with families do). I will happily “be Jennifer” if it doesn’t involve cross-dressing. I just went to re-read some of “her” stuff in the archives, and I’m suddenly dying to know where her face came from. Did you manage to snap a sneaky photograph of Eileen’s daughter perhaps?

By: Log

Log — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 20:01:02 +0000

Right. That settles it. I’m going to the zoo with you. Do you want to be Jennifer or shall I? She was 2D last time she went. In 1831.

By: sigh

sigh — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 18:48:19 +0000

Dear Log, I CAN/cannot come to your zoo, as long as it’s at a weekend and not one of your typical clumsy pretexts for cottaging.
I find it grimly reassuring to hear that freelancing doesn’t work either (with respect to curing the “fucking dying”). I work at home and now home is tainted with work. Also, I can’t ever quit this job because I have lost the ability to wake up before 8:59.

By: Nostrilsoup

Nostrilsoup — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:40:21 +0000

You know, I had a menial office job lined up for someone just like you, but it’s gone now, sorry :(

Tumblr’s much better than twitter though; I actually quite like your page. Made me grin at least.

By: Log

Log — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 11:40:53 +0000

You’re absolutely right. I hate the mealy hubbub of Twitter. And I only like Tumblr because I can write about Liam Neeson on the way to get my tooth ripped out by a lady wearing too much lipstick.

I love you. Who are you? Please can we go to the zoo, or something? Anything. I’m fucking dying.