Comments on: Jennifer’s Pets: A Tragic Video

By: Imp

Imp — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 15:57:48 +0000

People rest assured. I have spent the best part of a year taking photographs of everyone’s pets in Southwold before they are claimed by the North Sea (or is it the channel? ). Anyway I would like to propose a tricky legal question. If I have taken photos of Caroline’s cats and give them to Jennifer to make another video, can the either the cats, or Caroline start legal proceedings against me?

P.S. Caroline, whilst hiding in various states of undress around your property in June of this year I feel that I may have fallen in love with you. I have some very disturbing pictures of you. I don’t find them disturbing you understand, but my mum tells me that you may.

By: gus

gus — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 21:05:24 +0000

Man, the Jennifer’s Pets video was one of the highlights of last summer. it was so good I almost wet my pants. I am *pained* that I can’t show it to everyone I know… can you give us some sort of hint as to where else we might find it these days?

By: Concerned of East Suffolk

Concerned of East Suffolk — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 18:38:38 +0000

Caroline, I really don’t think your snobish attack on Raz does you any favours.

Now why don’t you wander down to Gun Hill take in the fresh air and marvel at the glow of the nuclear power station.

Southwold. Good beer, good fish and chips, smashing lighthouse but the people? Oh so inbred.

By: nickunt

nickunt — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 19:06:41 +0000

But think about all those poor pets that will die when it does! :sad face:

By: Matt Belmer

Matt Belmer — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 16:25:34 +0000

Don’t worry, Raz. Southwold will probably disappear under the sea at some point in the next few decades. And when it does, the world will be a little less grey.

By: Raz

Raz — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 04:38:41 +0000

Caroline (if that is indeed your name)

You seem to subscribe to the theory that only people as grey and humourless as you earn any real money. It’s true in many cases, Caroline, but not all. Keep reading the Daily Mail; it’ll help maintain those vital blinkers that enable you to function on a day-to-day basis using vital lies about this country and the world in general.

You additionally appear to be under the impression that Southwold is some sort of “elite’s paradise” for people such as you. It really isn’t, love. You’re just one of many thousands of of vapid Southwold tarts who trundles into work each day to eke out your shriekingly vapid existence. Absolutely nothing about you is special. You could be replicated by a BBC Micro. In fact, if one tried to replicate you, it would probably make you 80% more interesting and vital.

Also: invest in a spellcheck. Or – better yet – learn how to type; seriously, this will make you look like less of a stupid cunt. Whatever your high-paid job is, clearly it doesn’t require basic GCSE-level literacy.

Finally: what the fuck do you know about my standards, you pointless saggy-titted old bitch.

To quote one of your friends: “You make me sick and I hope you go to hell.”

And THAT is the matter being over, I think you’ll find.

Raz Webster
London

By: Caroline Dickinson

Caroline Dickinson — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 19:12:50 +0000

Raz (if that is indeed your name). I hardly beleive that someone of your low standards would be able to afford to live anywhere near me.

Unless anyones got anything sensible to say I think the matter is pretty obviosuley over.

Caroline

By: Deacon Gusset

Deacon Gusset — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 11:21:10 +0000

Australian? What heinous mind-game is this?. I naturally assumed, from the air of frothing self-righteousness and general imbecility, that we were dealing with our old friends the americans.

My prejudices are all of a tizzy. I’m knocked into a cocked cock. Which, whilst pleasant enough, isn’t where I planned to be this morning.

God save the King!

By: adam

adam — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 11:09:00 +0000

yeah, they’re embarrassing to the whole country – we thought we were embarrassed by our redneck PM, but fucking Michael Buddle and friends. Jesus Fuck.

By the way: “Excommunicated to death by a million popes’ – genius.

By: The voice of reason

The voice of reason — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:37:57 +0000

What you need to understand, is these people are australian. They just don’t know how to act in civilised company.

By: UndiscoveredBum

UndiscoveredBum — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:04:46 +0000

I can’t believe people bitch and moan when they upload stuff to the internet.

I know loads of people who won’t use internet banking as “it’s not totally secure and I hear that Nigerian 419ers steal your details and go fishing with them and then use your money to buy crack and drugs and then import them to England to sell to your children at the school gate. It’s true, I read it in the Dai*y Ma*l”. Yet these people will happily post pictures of their house and kids, pets, food mixers, onto online blogs and photoalbums to share with friends. Duh!
Since when has a blog been electronically safer than a huge financial institution which does most, nay nearly all of its transactions via the electronic realm? If you’re that paranoid about your money, how come you don’t share the same fear and paranoia about your kids? If you’re so worried, DON’T POST IT ON THE INTERNET COS THE BADMEN MIGHT DO NAUGHTIES WITH IT!

By: David Blaine

David Blaine — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 13:18:30 +0000

Hey I know you. You’re that bloody sausage guy again. When will you EVER learn?

By: Leo2

Leo2 — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 13:33:37 +0000

Fucking hell, when did this happen? I can’t believe how taking other peoples pictures off the internet to use in a non-profit generating video for the amusement of others is “really low” (how are you going to live with THAT on your conscience, Log?). It’s their fucking cats and dogs as well, hardly an image of a downer with spaghetti hoops in his nose stolen from his mother’s website with the phrase “ngh ngh ngha” emblazoned beneath is it?
If i’ve learnt anything from the Internet (LOADZ BTW) it’s that the people who comment videos on YouTube are massive, MASSIVE wankers; reading the demented opinions that they somehow bash into their keyboards with their closed fists SLOWLY KILLS ME INSIDE AND MAKES ME DEPRESSED ABOUT HUMANITY. No really.

By: Raz

Raz — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 23:52:10 +0000

Caroline would you like to come round my house

I only live a few minutes away from you

By: jammus

jammus — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 21:06:51 +0000

“This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by a third party.”

That’s the most upsetting thing I’ve ever read. On YouTube.

Here’s 50p for the fighting fund.