Month: January 2007

Ladybirds are the kindest of all the insects. They are not the mandible-clacking monsters that museum curators keep as pets. They’re gentle, they never forget birthdays, and if you look stressed, a ladybird will play a set of ladybird-sized pan pipes until your cares evaporate, like milk. Why are ladybirds adorable? I shouldn’t have to … Read more

I just found the best email I have ever written in a professional capacity. Do you want to read a bit of it? I fucking know you do. I broke it down like this, because there’s only so many times I can watch things eating shit while talking to myself in a shouty German accent… … Read more