Comments on: How To Write A Hiatus Haiku http://blog.disappointment.com/2006/02/27/how-to-write-a-hiatus-haiku/ I love you, let's do it Sat, 19 Nov 2011 17:13:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 By: Gustave Hetter http://blog.disappointment.com/2006/02/27/how-to-write-a-hiatus-haiku/#comment-611 Gustave Hetter Mon, 13 Mar 2006 15:41:01 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/100#comment-611 I wouldn't change it for the world, though. Not for the world. I love scooping handfuls of raw effluence out of my own ringpiece, before tossing them nonchalantly into the toilet in a wad of soiled toilet paper. Nothing makes me feel more alive. Nothing. I wouldn’t change it for the world, though. Not for the world. I love scooping handfuls of raw effluence out of my own ringpiece, before tossing them nonchalantly into the toilet in a wad of soiled toilet paper. Nothing makes me feel more alive. Nothing.

]]> By: Nobuttocks http://blog.disappointment.com/2006/02/27/how-to-write-a-hiatus-haiku/#comment-608 Nobuttocks Fri, 10 Mar 2006 18:17:39 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/100#comment-608 Now why didn't I think of that? I think my guts are eggbound. Now why didn’t I think of that? I think my guts are eggbound.

]]> By: Raz http://blog.disappointment.com/2006/02/27/how-to-write-a-hiatus-haiku/#comment-606 Raz Fri, 10 Mar 2006 11:28:29 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/100#comment-606 To the chaps talking about poos no longer coming out properly, whereas when they were children nuggets would pop out - I suspect this is because Mother no longer makes you nutritious fibre-enriched meals. Now you just stuff your face with - essentially - bags of pure shit, which clog up your bowels and heart. I know I do. To the chaps talking about poos no longer coming out properly, whereas when they were children nuggets would pop out – I suspect this is because Mother no longer makes you nutritious fibre-enriched meals. Now you just stuff your face with – essentially – bags of pure shit, which clog up your bowels and heart. I know I do.

]]> By: Gustave Hetter http://blog.disappointment.com/2006/02/27/how-to-write-a-hiatus-haiku/#comment-599 Gustave Hetter Thu, 02 Mar 2006 16:57:53 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/100#comment-599 That's just how fucking GREAT we are. That’s just how fucking GREAT we are.

]]> By: Speedwolf http://blog.disappointment.com/2006/02/27/how-to-write-a-hiatus-haiku/#comment-598 Speedwolf Thu, 02 Mar 2006 16:50:59 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/100#comment-598 On a totally unrelated note, how come we seem to be posting in the future? On a totally unrelated note, how come we seem to be posting in the future?

]]> By: spastemizer http://blog.disappointment.com/2006/02/27/how-to-write-a-hiatus-haiku/#comment-597 spastemizer Thu, 02 Mar 2006 16:44:55 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/100#comment-597 Saboteur was about the only spectrum game I ever completed, and I still own a copy, along with a speccy 128k. Saboteur 2 was shit though. Saboteur was about the only spectrum game I ever completed, and I still own a copy, along with a speccy 128k.

Saboteur 2 was shit though.

]]> By: Gustave Hetter http://blog.disappointment.com/2006/02/27/how-to-write-a-hiatus-haiku/#comment-596 Gustave Hetter Thu, 02 Mar 2006 16:22:17 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/100#comment-596 Oh, it works now. That'll learn me. I never read Edge; I fucking despise it. Rather, we get magazines such as MCV, Develop and Mobile Entertainment that I'm supposed to digest. They're about as interesting as they sound. Saboteur in less than 5 minutes? That's a pretty impressive feat. I don't think I ever finished it. Ever. I am considering buying a +2 for my bedroom, just so if I bring anyone back they can get a pretty good idea of the standard of sexual intercourse on offer. Oh, it works now. That’ll learn me.

I never read Edge; I fucking despise it. Rather, we get magazines such as MCV, Develop and Mobile Entertainment that I’m supposed to digest. They’re about as interesting as they sound.

Saboteur in less than 5 minutes? That’s a pretty impressive feat. I don’t think I ever finished it. Ever.

I am considering buying a +2 for my bedroom, just so if I bring anyone back they can get a pretty good idea of the standard of sexual intercourse on offer.

]]> By: Speedwolf http://blog.disappointment.com/2006/02/27/how-to-write-a-hiatus-haiku/#comment-595 Speedwolf Thu, 02 Mar 2006 16:13:25 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/100#comment-595 If your shitty blog is at http://abagochips.blogspot.com/ then you've managed it. I say stop reading Edge and Games TM and read RG. They've just changed publishers and although you don't get the fab coverdisk with roms and emulators anymore the production values are great. It's a bit steep at a fiver mind, but it's about as close to Crash and Zzap as you'll get these days. I'm a bit of a purist when it comes to the old speccy and liked using the keyboard even though most games contorted your hands into unfeeling crippled claws. It's more a test of endurance than electronic entertainment. I can still complete Saboteur in under 5 mins. I'll get me coat. If your shitty blog is at http://abagochips.blogspot.com/ then you’ve managed it.

I say stop reading Edge and Games TM and read RG. They’ve just changed publishers and although you don’t get the fab coverdisk with roms and emulators anymore the production values are great. It’s a bit steep at a fiver mind, but it’s about as close to Crash and Zzap as you’ll get these days.

I’m a bit of a purist when it comes to the old speccy and liked using the keyboard even though most games contorted your hands into unfeeling crippled claws. It’s more a test of endurance than electronic entertainment. I can still complete Saboteur in under 5 mins. I’ll get me coat.

]]> By: Gustave Hetter http://blog.disappointment.com/2006/02/27/how-to-write-a-hiatus-haiku/#comment-594 Gustave Hetter Thu, 02 Mar 2006 16:07:05 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/100#comment-594 To be honest, I get bogged down with so much shiterature (see what I did there?!) at work regarding computer games that I can't really be arsed to read any more. As it is, the only reading for pleasure I ever get to do is when doing a bumstool on the toilet, so I simply haven't got time to let Retrogamer into my life. It's terribly sad. Did you prefer the Kempston plugin to Interface 2? And did you think that the +2 version of Agent X had fantastic music? Also, why can't I get my frigging name to turn into a hyperlink to my shitty blog? I want to play, too :( To be honest, I get bogged down with so much shiterature (see what I did there?!) at work regarding computer games that I can’t really be arsed to read any more. As it is, the only reading for pleasure I ever get to do is when doing a bumstool on the toilet, so I simply haven’t got time to let Retrogamer into my life. It’s terribly sad.

Did you prefer the Kempston plugin to Interface 2? And did you think that the +2 version of Agent X had fantastic music?

Also, why can’t I get my frigging name to turn into a hyperlink to my shitty blog? I want to play, too :(

]]> By: Speedwolf http://blog.disappointment.com/2006/02/27/how-to-write-a-hiatus-haiku/#comment-593 Speedwolf Thu, 02 Mar 2006 15:46:18 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/100#comment-593 Forget Your Sinclair and bring back Digitiser! Zombie Dave... we miss you. You could always start buying Retrogamer, never have to read about new computer games or systems ever again and live in a perpetual and increasingly rose-tinted present. It's as if the 90s never happened. Now pass me my kempston will you, JetSet WIlly's not going to complete itself. Forget Your Sinclair and bring back Digitiser!
Zombie Dave… we miss you.

You could always start buying Retrogamer, never have to read about new computer games or systems ever again and live in a perpetual and increasingly rose-tinted present. It’s as if the 90s never happened.

Now pass me my kempston will you, JetSet WIlly’s not going to complete itself.

]]> By: Gustave Hetter http://blog.disappointment.com/2006/02/27/how-to-write-a-hiatus-haiku/#comment-592 Gustave Hetter Thu, 02 Mar 2006 15:13:31 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/100#comment-592 Rich Fucking Pelley (erstwhile Your Sinclair hack) now works for Zoo magazine. Your Sinclair was easily the funniest, most irreverant magazine ever. And McVikka McCandless worked there too. Rich Fucking Pelley (erstwhile Your Sinclair hack) now works for Zoo magazine. Your Sinclair was easily the funniest, most irreverant magazine ever. And McVikka McCandless worked there too.

]]> By: Nobuttocks http://blog.disappointment.com/2006/02/27/how-to-write-a-hiatus-haiku/#comment-591 Nobuttocks Thu, 02 Mar 2006 14:52:37 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/100#comment-591 On an anti-poo, pro original thread related note, is LOG a freelancer or on a tentative contract? What's David McCandless & Duncan McDonald doing these days? (I know, I know, I'm a zone geek) On an anti-poo, pro original thread related note, is LOG a freelancer or on a tentative contract?

What’s David McCandless & Duncan McDonald doing these days?

(I know, I know, I’m a zone geek)

]]> By: soulless http://blog.disappointment.com/2006/02/27/how-to-write-a-hiatus-haiku/#comment-590 soulless Thu, 02 Mar 2006 11:10:00 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/100#comment-590 Log. To celebrate your new gamer status, would you like a free playstation 1? I've just been handed one in my office, to throw away. Seems a shame. Log. To celebrate your new gamer status, would you like a free playstation 1? I’ve just been handed one in my office, to throw away. Seems a shame.

]]> By: Gustave Hetter http://blog.disappointment.com/2006/02/27/how-to-write-a-hiatus-haiku/#comment-589 Gustave Hetter Thu, 02 Mar 2006 11:07:31 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/100#comment-589 No, Nobuttocks, you're not. I am glad that there's someone else who has to physically scoop stools from their own anus, or risk autographing the gusset with the brown pen. Although, if I'm honest, I never bash my bottom against the wall to make shit go back up it. Speedwolf, I would LOVE to be your friend. And it's all ok, because it's not ME who virtually orgasms when having a 'thick piss'. Nor do I micturate in the shower, but then again, my bell-end is unpierced, so I can generally manage a decent stream. No, Nobuttocks, you’re not. I am glad that there’s someone else who has to physically scoop stools from their own anus, or risk autographing the gusset with the brown pen. Although, if I’m honest, I never bash my bottom against the wall to make shit go back up it.

Speedwolf, I would LOVE to be your friend. And it’s all ok, because it’s not ME who virtually orgasms when having a ‘thick piss’. Nor do I micturate in the shower, but then again, my bell-end is unpierced, so I can generally manage a decent stream.

]]> By: Nobuttocks http://blog.disappointment.com/2006/02/27/how-to-write-a-hiatus-haiku/#comment-588 Nobuttocks Thu, 02 Mar 2006 10:58:14 +0000 http://www.disappointment.com/wordpress/archives/100#comment-588 Does anyone else ever having a problem stopping doing poos? I'm sure when I was a kid, I did nice, solid, torpedo shaped poos that plopped out quickly and stopped of their own accord. These days, me poo doesn't stop and break off, it just slowly, slowly decellerates until I have to clench it off myself. This then leaves me with a anus still stuffed with poo that won't fall out, and I ether have to a) really strain and push b) cover my finger in bog-paper and scoop it out. c) clench, wipe, and then bash my bum against a wall to push the poo further up me tubes. Am I alone? In this? Does anyone else ever having a problem stopping doing poos? I’m sure when I was a kid, I did nice, solid, torpedo shaped poos that plopped out quickly and stopped of their own accord. These days, me poo doesn’t stop and break off, it just slowly, slowly decellerates until I have to clench it off myself. This then leaves me with a anus still stuffed with poo that won’t fall out, and I ether have to
a) really strain and push
b) cover my finger in bog-paper and scoop it out.
c) clench, wipe, and then bash my bum against a wall to push the poo further up me tubes.

Am I alone? In this?

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